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I laughed the first 400 fuckin’ times too!
Kids wanted toys. Now they gettin’ lit.
Because ‘Fuck You’, that’s why.
The greatest adventure of them all!
Kyle has reached his final form.
Something smells fishy.. it’s pollution.
Florida officials are opening an investigation after Jesus Christ of Nazareth took over driving for a Florida man and wrecked his car.
1 Like = 1 Prayer
We might’ve underestimated just how God-like Shaggy is.