Kyle has reached his final form.
Kyle Has Discovered Four Loko.
Meme Community Asked WokenNews.com To Help Make This Meme Happen.
“Oh fuck yeah spread it.”
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Doctor Cures Depression in Teens by Telling Them to ‘Just Stop Being Depressed’, Wins Award
The brain is the most complex organ in the human body but a teenage brain is arguably the hardest to understand when it comes to what’s heckin goin’ on up stairs, fren.
Continue reading “Doctor Cures Depression in Teens by Telling Them to ‘Just Stop Being Depressed’, Wins Award”Dodo Birds Became Extinct Because They Liked Pineapple on Pizza, Experts Claim
It’s been the age old debate amongst millions for over a millenia: “Do you like pineapple on pizza?” And the answer is usually a resounding ‘No’ when people with a high IQ are asked.
Continue reading “Dodo Birds Became Extinct Because They Liked Pineapple on Pizza, Experts Claim”Microsoft is letting customers use the n word
One of the largest multinational technology companies in the world just got a lot more hip for the majority of its white users.
Thanks Microsoft, very cool!
Continue reading “Microsoft is letting customers use the n word”Teen joins Military to avoid his Uncle – so he reenlists to the same base to ‘be closer’ to nephew
There is nothing in the world like unconditional love from your family but is it possible to love TOO much and too hard?
Continue reading “Teen joins Military to avoid his Uncle – so he reenlists to the same base to ‘be closer’ to nephew”Flat Earthers claim Australia doesn’t exist and people who live there are actors paid by NASA
There’s a growing number of people who seem to think the world is, in fact, flat. But it gets better. They also insist that Australia is actually just one big hoax. Continue reading “Flat Earthers claim Australia doesn’t exist and people who live there are actors paid by NASA”
Reddit normie dies from ‘orgasm shock’ on day 1 attempting day 31 of DDD
Destroy Dick December has begun and it’s already taken the life of an amateur participant. Continue reading “Reddit normie dies from ‘orgasm shock’ on day 1 attempting day 31 of DDD”
Snapchat Thot’s tax money will be used to fund Trump’s wall
A bill named the Premium Thot Act will be signed via Executive Order from President Trump this week in response to a large amount of premium Snapchat females being reported to the IRS by r/dankmemes virgins. Continue reading “Snapchat Thot’s tax money will be used to fund Trump’s wall”
Grape dies following complicated surgery
Why am I crying in the club right now!? And why am I writing this here?!
No Nut November radiating Big PP Energy across the globe
No Nut November is in its last week so if you’re apart of the .0001% that actually lasted this long then Destroy Dick December is going to be your Mecca.
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Woman increases her chest size with GTA San Andreas cheat codes
Imagine having the ability to change or access anything in life with just a simple set of cheat codes.
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Video: Absolute Mad Lad buckles grandma with a power flex
Suburban badboi Kevin “Slik Kix” Williams(15), more commonly refered to as “Crisscross Applesauce”, has a long history of snapping ankles when he finds himself swimming in the paint and even his own grandmother is no exception. Continue reading “Video: Absolute Mad Lad buckles grandma with a power flex”