They’ve finally done it!Continue reading “Engineers Have Finally Developed A Dildo Big Enough To Satisfy Your Mom.”
Because ‘Fuck You’, that’s why.
The greatest adventure of them all!
Kyle has reached his final form.
“Oh fuck yeah spread it.”
The brain is the most complex organ in the human body but a teenage brain is arguably the hardest to understand when it comes to what’s heckin goin’ on up stairs, fren.Continue reading “Doctor Cures Depression in Teens by Telling Them to ‘Just Stop Being Depressed’, Wins Award”
It’s been the age old debate amongst millions for over a millenia: “Do you like pineapple on pizza?” And the answer is usually a resounding ‘No’ when people with a high IQ are asked.Continue reading “Dodo Birds Became Extinct Because They Liked Pineapple on Pizza, Experts Claim”
One of the largest multinational technology companies in the world just got a lot more hip for the majority of its white users.
Thanks Microsoft, very cool!Continue reading “Microsoft is letting customers use the n word”
There’s a growing number of people who seem to think the world is, in fact, flat. But it gets better. They also insist that Australia is actually just one big hoax. Continue reading “Flat Earthers claim Australia doesn’t exist and people who live there are actors paid by NASA”
Destroy Dick December has begun and it’s already taken the life of an amateur participant. Continue reading “Reddit normie dies from ‘orgasm shock’ on day 1 attempting day 31 of DDD”
A bill named the Premium Thot Act will be signed via Executive Order from President Trump this week in response to a large amount of premium Snapchat females being reported to the IRS by r/dankmemes virgins. Continue reading “Snapchat Thot’s tax money will be used to fund Trump’s wall”
Why am I crying in the club right now!? And why am I writing this here?!
No Nut November is in its last week so if you’re apart of the .0001% that actually lasted this long then Destroy Dick December is going to be your Mecca.
Imagine having the ability to change or access anything in life with just a simple set of cheat codes.
Suburban badboi Kevin “Slik Kix” Williams(15), more commonly refered to as “Crisscross Applesauce”, has a long history of snapping ankles when he finds himself swimming in the paint and even his own grandmother is no exception. Continue reading “Video: Absolute Mad Lad buckles grandma with a power flex”