How does it feel to be wiping your ass with corruption?
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Breaking News: Coronavirus has not claimed Nickelback.
Their two fans are reported, ecstatic.
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Her culture is not your costume.
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Next epic romantic saga in “White People Almost Kissing In The Rain”.
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They’ve finally done it!
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Boomers Are Roleplaying As Millennials Inside The Bedroom
Because ‘Fuck You’, that’s why.
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Man FINALLY Discovers The Location Of G-Spot.
The greatest adventure of them all!
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Kyle Has Discovered Four Loko.
Kyle has reached his final form.
Meme Community Asked WokenNews.com To Help Make This Meme Happen.
“Oh fuck yeah spread it.”
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Doctor Cures Depression in Teens by Telling Them to ‘Just Stop Being Depressed’, Wins Award
The brain is the most complex organ in the human body but a teenage brain is arguably the hardest to understand when it comes to what’s heckin goin’ on up stairs, fren.
Continue reading “Doctor Cures Depression in Teens by Telling Them to ‘Just Stop Being Depressed’, Wins Award”Dodo Birds Became Extinct Because They Liked Pineapple on Pizza, Experts Claim
It’s been the age old debate amongst millions for over a millenia: “Do you like pineapple on pizza?” And the answer is usually a resounding ‘No’ when people with a high IQ are asked.
Continue reading “Dodo Birds Became Extinct Because They Liked Pineapple on Pizza, Experts Claim”Flat Earthers claim Australia doesn’t exist and people who live there are actors paid by NASA
There’s a growing number of people who seem to think the world is, in fact, flat. But it gets better. They also insist that Australia is actually just one big hoax. Continue reading “Flat Earthers claim Australia doesn’t exist and people who live there are actors paid by NASA”
Reddit normie dies from ‘orgasm shock’ on day 1 attempting day 31 of DDD
Destroy Dick December has begun and it’s already taken the life of an amateur participant. Continue reading “Reddit normie dies from ‘orgasm shock’ on day 1 attempting day 31 of DDD”
Snapchat Thot’s tax money will be used to fund Trump’s wall
A bill named the Premium Thot Act will be signed via Executive Order from President Trump this week in response to a large amount of premium Snapchat females being reported to the IRS by r/dankmemes virgins. Continue reading “Snapchat Thot’s tax money will be used to fund Trump’s wall”
Grape dies following complicated surgery
Why am I crying in the club right now!? And why am I writing this here?!
No Nut November Radiating Big PP Energy Across The Globe
No Nut November is in its last week so if you’re apart of the .0001% that actually lasted this long then Destroy Dick December is going to be your Mecca.
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