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Breaking News: Coronavirus has not claimed Nickelback.
Their two fans are reported, ecstatic.
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‘Nicolas Cage will be played by John Travolta in the new Nicolas Cage movie.’ reports Forbidden News.
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“Our chickens are happier than you’ll ever be.” – said the motto of this has-been business.
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Her culture is not your costume.
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Next epic romantic saga in “White People Almost Kissing In The Rain”.
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