How does it feel to be wiping your ass with corruption?
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Breaking News: Coronavirus has not claimed Nickelback.
Their two fans are reported, ecstatic.
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🎼 I’m dreaming of a non.. colored holiday.. 🎼
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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 America: Fu•k Yeah! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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“Our chickens are happier than you’ll ever be.” – said the motto of this has-been business.
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Next epic romantic saga in “White People Almost Kissing In The Rain”.
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They’ve finally done it!
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McDonald’s Employee Fired For Placing His Mixtapes In Children’s Happy Meals
Kids wanted toys. Now they gettin’ lit.
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Boomers Are Roleplaying As Millennials Inside The Bedroom
Because ‘Fuck You’, that’s why.
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Man FINALLY Discovers The Location Of G-Spot.
The greatest adventure of them all!
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Millions of fleshlights will beach themselves each year because of ocean pollution, study suggests.
Something smells fishy.. it’s pollution.
Florida Man Let’s ‘Jesus Take The Wheel’ – Destroys Car.
Florida officials are opening an investigation after Jesus Christ of Nazareth took over driving for a Florida man and wrecked his car.
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Street Workers Are Selling Men The Gospel Of Christ.
1 Like = 1 Prayer
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No Nut November Radiating Big PP Energy Across The Globe
No Nut November is in its last week so if you’re apart of the .0001% that actually lasted this long then Destroy Dick December is going to be your Mecca.
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