Fun fact for your Monday: did you know that in Europe, “Bigfoot” is referred to as “Bigmeter”? You learn something new every day!
In Europe, Bigfoot Is Called Bigmeter
Beethoven Was Not Deaf, He Had In Airpods™ And Everyone Around Him Was Broke, New Theory Suggest
Ludwig Van Beethoven was living well in the Classical Era while all his poor constituents were still living in the Baroque Era.
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As more and more stories of dedicated gamers shidding their pants come to light, a company has finally come up with a solution to the problem: Gaming Diapers. Continue reading “Gaming Diapers Are Hitting The Shelves Next Week”
Your Laptop F.B.I. Guy Has Missed You Since The Government Shutdown
The United States Government has reached day 21 of the shutdown and already your assigned F.B.I. agent misses you and wants to see you.
Continue reading “Your Laptop F.B.I. Guy Has Missed You Since The Government Shutdown”Dodo Birds Became Extinct Because They Liked Pineapple on Pizza, Experts Claim
It’s been the age old debate amongst millions for over a millenia: “Do you like pineapple on pizza?” And the answer is usually a resounding ‘No’ when people with a high IQ are asked.
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YouTube has been getting a lot of criticism as of late due to their most recent edition of “YouTube Rewind” and our lord and savior Elon Musk has come to the rescue once again. Continue reading “Elon Musk Buys Youtube To Delete YouTube Rewind 2018”
Japan’s Cybersecurity Minister Is The Ultimate Troll
Have you ever heard the saying “fake it till you make it”? Well, this guy took that saying to the next level. Continue reading “Japan’s Cybersecurity Minister Is The Ultimate Troll”
How Essential Oils Cured My Fortnite Addiction – A Testimonial
Like millions of others across the world, I fell for the Fortnite craze. And I fell hard. Continue reading “How Essential Oils Cured My Fortnite Addiction – A Testimonial”
Fortnite gets Victory Royale as Game of the Year from 2018 Golden Joystick Awards
Love Red Dead Redemption 2? Still wish Fortnite never existed? Sorry about your luck, Chief, because it was just awarded Golden Joystick’s 2018 Game of the Year on Friday.
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5 Things Elon Musk Offered to Buy and Immediately Delete
The great Elon Musk has been on a terror lately, offering to buy seemingly every social media site/video game giant/anything he can get his hands on. But why? So he can immediately delete them and save us all from ourselves.
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