Do you ever feel like Siri just isn’t enough? Well throw your worries away because Apple just announced a new Siri – you will now be able to talk to your best buddy from the FBI whenever you want! Continue reading “New iPhone Update Will Have a Siri-like FBI Feature So You Can Talk to the FBI Anytime”
Fun fact for your Monday: did you know that in Europe, “Bigfoot” is referred to as “Bigmeter”? You learn something new every day!
Ludwig Van Beethoven was living well in the Classical Era while all his poor constituents were still living in the Baroque Era.Continue reading “Beethoven Was Not Deaf, He Had In Airpods™ And Everyone Around Him Was Broke, New Theory Suggest”
As more and more stories of dedicated gamers shidding their pants come to light, a company has finally come up with a solution to the problem: Gaming Diapers. Continue reading “Gaming Diapers Are Hitting The Shelves Next Week”
The United States Government has reached day 21 of the shutdown and already your assigned F.B.I. agent misses you and wants to see you.Continue reading “Your Laptop F.B.I. Guy Has Missed You Since The Government Shutdown”
It’s been the age old debate amongst millions for over a millenia: “Do you like pineapple on pizza?” And the answer is usually a resounding ‘No’ when people with a high IQ are asked.Continue reading “Dodo Birds Became Extinct Because They Liked Pineapple on Pizza, Experts Claim”
YouTube has been getting a lot of criticism as of late due to their most recent edition of “YouTube Rewind” and our lord and savior Elon Musk has come to the rescue once again. Continue reading “Elon Musk Buys Youtube To Delete YouTube Rewind 2018”
Have you ever heard the saying “fake it till you make it”? Well, this guy took that saying to the next level. Continue reading “Japan’s Cybersecurity Minister Is The Ultimate Troll”
Like millions of others across the world, I fell for the Fortnite craze. And I fell hard. Continue reading “How Essential Oils Cured My Fortnite Addiction – A Testimonial”
The great Elon Musk has been on a terror lately, offering to buy seemingly every social media site/video game giant/anything he can get his hands on. But why? So he can immediately delete them and save us all from ourselves.