Something smells fishy.. it’s pollution.
Millions of fleshlights will beach themselves each year because of ocean pollution, study suggests.
A Private Company Is Funding A New Chemical To Turn The Gay Frogs Back To Straight
Way back in the year 2015, Alex Jones went on a rant which included a theory that the government has been putting chemicals in the water that “turn the friggin’ frogs gay”. Continue reading “A Private Company Is Funding A New Chemical To Turn The Gay Frogs Back To Straight”
Ducks Don’t Actually Float – Their Legs Are So Long That They Can Walk On The River Bed
New groundbreaking evidence suggests that ducks have been fooling us all these years. Continue reading “Ducks Don’t Actually Float – Their Legs Are So Long That They Can Walk On The River Bed”
The New Tesla Will Not Move Out Of The Way Of Oncoming Deer
Everyone has been wondering what new features will be added to the next Tesla. We now have the answer: the new Tesla will not move out of the way of oncoming deer. Continue reading “The New Tesla Will Not Move Out Of The Way Of Oncoming Deer”
Harvard Study : Tits Are Superior To Ass
Thank you Harvard, very cool!
Expert Says Algebra is Made Up and its Only Purpose is to Re-Introduce the Alphabet to Dumb Teenagers
I remember that first math class where they started introducing letters into the equations. It was a real mind fuck. But it turns out it was all a sham. An expert claims the sole purpose of algebra is to re-introduce the alphabet to dumb teenagers that forgot it. Continue reading “Expert Says Algebra is Made Up and its Only Purpose is to Re-Introduce the Alphabet to Dumb Teenagers”
Pee Is Now Most Powerful Liquid For Removing Shit Stains From Toilet Bowls.
Yeah Science, Bitch! 👊🚽🔬
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New iPhone Update Will Have a Siri-like FBI Feature So You Can Talk to the FBI Anytime
Do you ever feel like Siri just isn’t enough? Well throw your worries away because Apple just announced a new Siri – you will now be able to talk to your best buddy from the FBI whenever you want! Continue reading “New iPhone Update Will Have a Siri-like FBI Feature So You Can Talk to the FBI Anytime”
In Europe, Bigfoot is called Bigmeter
Fun fact for your Monday: did you know that in Europe, “Bigfoot” is referred to as “Bigmeter”? You learn something new every day! Continue reading “In Europe, Bigfoot is called Bigmeter”
Beethoven Was Not Deaf, He Had In Airpods™ And Everyone Around Him Was Broke, New Theory Suggest
Ludwig Van Beethoven was living well in the Classical Era while all his poor constituents were still living in the Baroque Era.
Continue reading “Beethoven Was Not Deaf, He Had In Airpods™ And Everyone Around Him Was Broke, New Theory Suggest”Gaming Diapers Are Hitting The Shelves Next Week
As more and more stories of dedicated gamers shidding their pants come to light, a company has finally come up with a solution to the problem: Gaming Diapers. Continue reading “Gaming Diapers Are Hitting The Shelves Next Week”
Your Laptop F.B.I. Guy Has Missed You Since The Government Shutdown
The United States Government has reached day 21 of the shutdown and already your assigned F.B.I. agent misses you and wants to see you.
Continue reading “Your Laptop F.B.I. Guy Has Missed You Since The Government Shutdown”Gay man impregnates transgender partner who identifies as male
It appears we finally landed on hetrosexuality when it comes to the wild game of gender dice that the radical left seems to play.
Continue reading “Gay man impregnates transgender partner who identifies as male”Dodo Birds Became Extinct Because They Liked Pineapple on Pizza, Experts Claim
It’s been the age old debate amongst millions for over a millenia: “Do you like pineapple on pizza?” And the answer is usually a resounding ‘No’ when people with a high IQ are asked.
Continue reading “Dodo Birds Became Extinct Because They Liked Pineapple on Pizza, Experts Claim”Microsoft is letting customers use the n word
One of the largest multinational technology companies in the world just got a lot more hip for the majority of its white users.
Thanks Microsoft, very cool!
Continue reading “Microsoft is letting customers use the n word”Elon Musk Buys Youtube To Delete YouTube Rewind 2018
YouTube has been getting a lot of criticism as of late due to their most recent edition of “YouTube Rewind” and our lord and savior Elon Musk has come to the rescue once again. Continue reading “Elon Musk Buys Youtube To Delete YouTube Rewind 2018”
Japan’s Cybersecurity Minister Is The Ultimate Troll
Have you ever heard the saying “fake it till you make it”? Well, this guy took that saying to the next level. Continue reading “Japan’s Cybersecurity Minister Is The Ultimate Troll”
How Essential Oils Cured My Fortnite Addiction – A Testimonial
Like millions of others across the world, I fell for the Fortnite craze. And I fell hard. Continue reading “How Essential Oils Cured My Fortnite Addiction – A Testimonial”
Fortnite gets Victory Royale as Game of the Year from 2018 Golden Joystick Awards
Love Red Dead Redemption 2? Still wish Fortnite never existed? Sorry about your luck, Chief, because it was just awarded Golden Joystick’s 2018 Game of the Year on Friday.
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5 Things Elon Musk Offered to Buy and Immediately Delete
The great Elon Musk has been on a terror lately, offering to buy seemingly every social media site/video game giant/anything he can get his hands on. But why? So he can immediately delete them and save us all from ourselves.
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