An unfortunate day for history as the face of John F. Kennedy was removed from the National Landmark known as Mt. Rushmore this week. The decision was made after the former president’s questionable tweets resurfaced. Continue reading “Former President To Be Removed From Mt. Rushmore After Controversial Tweets Resurface”
A bill named the Premium Thot Act will be signed via Executive Order from President Trump this week in response to a large amount of premium Snapchat females being reported to the IRS by r/dankmemes virgins. Continue reading “Snapchat Thot’s tax money will be used to fund Trump’s wall”
The Camp Fire — the deadliest, most destructive blaze in California history, which has killed 85 people, destroyed 14,000 residences and charred an area the size of Chicago — has been fully contained, authorities announced Sunday thanks to the help of Blastoise.