A couple months ago, a petition appeared on change.org that is lobbying to get Joe Rogan to moderate the 2020 Presidential Debate. A couple days ago, the petition really started to pick up steam. Forget Lester Holt. We want Joe! Continue reading “Someone Made a Petition to Get Joe Rogan to Moderate the 2020 Presidential Debates”
Is it possible that Lee Harvey Oswald was acting out of self-defense rather than malice and hate when he “assassinated” former US president John F. Kennedy? According to the marvelous minds in the deep, dark depths of the Internet – Yes. It’s very possible. Continue reading “New Theory Suggests JFK Shot First”
It truly is a conspiracy theory for the ages: Did the assassination of US President John F. Kennedy involve the Mafia, CIA, or even the Vice President? Many of these theories have been discussed and debated over the last several decades. But a new theory that’s hot in the streets claims an assassination actually didn’t happen at all: JFK wasn’t shot – his head just did that. Continue reading “JFK wasn’t shot – his head just did that”
Think back to this past January. Do you remember seeing any birds? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Continue reading “Birds Disappeared During The Shutdown, Finally Proving They Are Controlled By The Government”
An unfortunate day for history as the face of John F. Kennedy was removed from the National Landmark known as Mt. Rushmore this week. The decision was made after the former president’s questionable tweets resurfaced. Continue reading “Former President To Be Removed From Mt. Rushmore After Controversial Tweets Resurface”
A bill named the Premium Thot Act will be signed via Executive Order from President Trump this week in response to a large amount of premium Snapchat females being reported to the IRS by r/dankmemes virgins. Continue reading “Snapchat Thot’s tax money will be used to fund Trump’s wall”
The Camp Fire — the deadliest, most destructive blaze in California history, which has killed 85 people, destroyed 14,000 residences and charred an area the size of Chicago — has been fully contained, authorities announced Sunday thanks to the help of Blastoise.