Earlier this year, we wrote about a woman giving birth to a fucking pizza. But a woman in Albuquerque just took it up a notch by giving birth to identical twin tacos. Yes, you read that right – tacos. Continue reading “Woman Gives Birth to Twin Tacos”
In an unbelievable turn of events, a discovery was made this morning that Baby Yoda is actually played by Kevin Hart – actor, comedian, and son of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Continue reading “Baby Yoda is Actually Played by Kevin Hart, per sources”
As if The Rock hasn’t already given us enough with his on-screen performances in movies like Baywatch, The Tooth Fairy, and The Game Plan. Now he’s given us all an early Christmas present: a happy and healthy Baby Yoda! Continue reading “Heartwarming: The Rock Gives Birth To A Healthy Baby Yoda”
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 America: Fu•k Yeah! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Continue reading “Thanksgiving: Millions Of Americans Giving Thanks For Annual Retail Purge.”
Last week, Elon Musk unveiled Tesla’s newest creation, the “Cybertruck” and the memes quickly followed.
An elderly woman was rushed to the hospital last week for “panic attacks” after her super-hip, Millennial grandson repeatedly responded with “OK Boomer” to everything she said.
Continue reading “Woman Hospitalized by ‘OK Boomer’ Comments, Calls it the N-Word of Ageism”
Next epic romantic saga in “White People Almost Kissing In The Rain”.
Continue reading “Coming Soon To Theatres: The Facebook”
Whether it’s truly wanting to die or just pure indifference to staying alive, Millennials all over the world are doing the unthinkable by volunteering to be euthanized for scientific research. Continue reading “Millennials are volunteering to be euthanized for scientific research”
They’ve finally done it!
Continue reading “Engineers Have Finally Developed A Dildo Big Enough To Satisfy Your Mom.”
It’s truly a remarkable feat that many doctors and scientists are calling a miracle. Elderly people with Alzheimer’s are becoming super-humans right before our very eyes. Continue reading “People with Alzheimer’s are starting to float because they forgot about gravity”
Ironic but unsurprising, a new study out of the Science is Happening Institute of Technology shows that the overwhelming majority of Tik Tok users are unable to read a clock. Continue reading “92% of Tik Tok Users Can’t Read A Clock, Study Shows”
A very important question has been raised on the Internet in the last few days: Are mashed potatoes just irish guacamole? Let’s break it down. Continue reading “Food For Thought: Are Mashed Potatoes Just Irish Guacamole?”
A dyslexic man named Marc Arlington thought he would be joined by the force of 3.2 million people when he stormed Area 15 yesterday. He was disappointed when he arrived at a relatively empty government building in the desert and was quickly detained by a lone security guard. Continue reading “Dyslexic Man Storms Area 15 – No Charges Will Be Filed – Authorities “Feel Bad””
Are you looking to hop on the next big food trend? First, it was avocado toast. Then, it was açaí bowls. Now? People all over the world are dabbling in the art of medium-rare chicken. Continue reading “Medium Rare Chicken Is The New Trend In Healthy Eating, Study Shows”
According to a recent study conducted by the Naming Institute, women with the name Karen have a 115% chance of naming their son Kyle. Continue reading “Women Named Karen Have a 115% Chance of Naming Their Son Kyle, Survey Suggests”
Kyle has reached his final form.
Tragedy struck a family in Bentonville, Arkansas last evening when an intense game of uno ended prematurely. 12-year-old Ricky Johnstone laid down a deathly draw-4 card on his Grandma. Continue reading “Kid Accidentally Kills His Grandma By Laying Down A Draw-4 Card In Game Of Uno”
A creationist by the name of Bobby Johnstone out of Florida claims the only proof we need that God created Earth and all the animals is the fact that T-Rex arms are so short which inhibit the ability to masturbate. Continue reading “Creationist Claims That God Made T-Rex Arms Short So They Couldn’t Masturbate”
