A biologist-turned-entrepreneur Jackson Fitzpatrick has turned the straw industry on its head with his new invention: straws made from turtles. Fitzpatrick said he thought of the idea after struggling to drink a Frappuccino with a paper straw from Starbucks. “The straw fell apart after two sips and was completely useless. It was a horrible experience.... Continue Reading →
It’s 2022 and being politically correct is more important for businesses than it ever has been. That’s why popular US food chain “Cracker Barrel” is considering changing it’s name to a more appropriate “Caucasian Barrel”. “The term ‘cracker’ may be seen as a racial slur among some people, so we figure it’s the least we... Continue Reading →
A Florida man shocked the world as he successfully de-escalated a bar fight this weekend. I know - unbelievable. It was 8:30 PM on Saturday when Florida man Charlie Hopskin walked into a Gainesville, Florida bar to meet two of his friends. Shortly after arriving, Charlie’s friends got into a heated argument about who was... Continue Reading →
In an unbelievable turn of events, a discovery was made this morning that Baby Yoda is actually played by Kevin Hart - actor, comedian, and son of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Recently, #FakeBabyYodaFacts hit Twitter. We now have reason to believe these fake facts were sent from Kevin Hart’s burner accounts to throw everyone off... Continue Reading →
As if The Rock hasn’t already given us enough with his on-screen performances in movies like Baywatch, The Tooth Fairy, and The Game Plan. Now he’s given us all an early Christmas present: a happy and healthy Baby Yoda! On December 2nd at 2 PM, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson gave birth to 7 pound 6... Continue Reading →
It’s truly a remarkable feat that many doctors and scientists are calling a miracle. Elderly people with Alzheimer’s are becoming super-humans right before our very eyes. Last week, Shady Acres Assisted Living Facility reported that several patients started floating in the air. “It’s almost as if they forgot that gravity existed, allowing them to experience... Continue Reading →
Ironic but unsurprising, a new study out of the Science is Happening Institute of Technology shows that the overwhelming majority of Tik Tok users are unable to read a clock. Tik Tok, a mobile app similar to Vine and musical.ly, has opened many of our eyes to an entirely new, mostly-dark side of the Internet.... Continue Reading →
A very important question has been raised on the Internet in the last few days: Are mashed potatoes just irish guacamole? Let’s break it down. Back in the late 1700s, an Irish potato farmer by the name of Jodie McColloughhan turned the potato industry upside down when he put several potatoes into a bowl and... Continue Reading →
A dyslexic man named Marc Arlington thought he would be joined by the force of 3.2 million people when he stormed Area 15 yesterday. He was disappointed when he arrived at a relatively empty government building in the desert and was quickly detained by a lone security guard. The Department Of Defense released a statement... Continue Reading →
Are you looking to hop on the next big food trend? First, it was avocado toast. Then, it was açaí bowls. Now? People all over the world are dabbling in the art of medium-rare chicken.We’ve scoured the Internet and can’t help but find several examples of this new up-and-coming diet trend: Read More: "Flat earther... Continue Reading →
