Whether it’s truly wanting to die or just pure indifference to staying alive, Millennials all over the world are doing the unthinkable by volunteering to be euthanized for scientific research. Continue reading “Millennials are volunteering to be euthanized for scientific research”
They’ve finally done it!
Continue reading “Engineers Have Finally Developed A Dildo Big Enough To Satisfy Your Mom.”
It’s truly a remarkable feat that many doctors and scientists are calling a miracle. Elderly people with Alzheimer’s are becoming super-humans right before our very eyes. Continue reading “People with Alzheimer’s are starting to float because they forgot about gravity”
Ironic but unsurprising, a new study out of the Science is Happening Institute of Technology shows that the overwhelming majority of Tik Tok users are unable to read a clock. Continue reading “92% of Tik Tok Users Can’t Read A Clock, Study Shows”
A very important question has been raised on the Internet in the last few days: Are mashed potatoes just irish guacamole? Let’s break it down. Continue reading “Food For Thought: Are Mashed Potatoes Just Irish Guacamole?”
A dyslexic man named Marc Arlington thought he would be joined by the force of 3.2 million people when he stormed Area 15 yesterday. He was disappointed when he arrived at a relatively empty government building in the desert and was quickly detained by a lone security guard. Continue reading “Dyslexic Man Storms Area 15 – No Charges Will Be Filed – Authorities “Feel Bad””
Are you looking to hop on the next big food trend? First, it was avocado toast. Then, it was açaí bowls. Now? People all over the world are dabbling in the art of medium-rare chicken. Continue reading “Medium Rare Chicken Is The New Trend In Healthy Eating, Study Shows”
According to a recent study conducted by the Naming Institute, women with the name Karen have a 115% chance of naming their son Kyle. Continue reading “Women Named Karen Have a 115% Chance of Naming Their Son Kyle, Survey Suggests”
Kyle has reached his final form.
Tragedy struck a family in Bentonville, Arkansas last evening when an intense game of uno ended prematurely. 12-year-old Ricky Johnstone laid down a deathly draw-4 card on his Grandma. Continue reading “Kid Accidentally Kills His Grandma By Laying Down A Draw-4 Card In Game Of Uno”
A creationist by the name of Bobby Johnstone out of Florida claims the only proof we need that God created Earth and all the animals is the fact that T-Rex arms are so short which inhibit the ability to masturbate. Continue reading “Creationist Claims That God Made T-Rex Arms Short So They Couldn’t Masturbate”
Did you fall for it? Because I definitely did. Continue reading “Warner Bros Trolled The Entire Internet With Pokémon Detective Pikachu “Full Release” on YouTube”
As we all know by now, Ant-Man didn’t actually crawl up Thanos’ ass and expand in order to kill him in the last installment of Avengers. Or did he? Continue reading “Ant-Man Recovering From A Severe Case Of Pink-Eye After Failed Attempt To Crawl Up Thanos’ Ass”
Did you avoid watching Game of Thrones this past Sunday because you thought it would make you cooler to hate on it? Well think again. A new study has proved that hating on things isn’t a personality trait and actually doesn’t make you any more interesting or cool. Continue reading “Hating Game Of Thrones Doesn’t Make You An Interesting Person, Study Suggests”
“You’re” mom might actually be gay after these new reports surfaced. According to the website Reading Republican, homosexuals have been utilizing the power of windmills to spray gay mist all across the United States and into the homes of millions of Americans. Continue reading “Gays Are Utilizing The Power Of Windmills To Waft Homosexual Mist Into Homes”
It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s our Lord and Savior Elon Musk in a grilled cheese sandwich! Continue reading “Alabama Mother Finds Elon Musk In Grilled Cheese Sandwich”
Swedish video creator PewDiePie and Indian YouTube giant T-series have been battling it out for the #1 most subscribed YouTube account for the past several months. Last week, T-series passed PewDiePie by roughly 15,000 subscribers. PewDiePie’s response? Absolutely brilliant. Continue reading “PewDiePie Congratulates T-Series In The Best Way Possible: A Viral Music Video”
