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What’s more important? Keeping your grandparent or your cell phone alive? Teenager Tina Smith was quick to answer this question when she unplugged her grandpa’s life support so she could charge her iPhone™ while visiting him in the hospital last weekend. Continue reading “Teenager Unplugs Her Grandpa’s Life Support to Charge iPhone™”
Not once, not twice but three times an American man demanded he be undressed and his backside wiped after using the airplane restroom during a 14hr flight from Los Angeles, California to Taiwan.Continue reading “440lb Man Demands Female Flight Attendants To Wipe Him After He Shided In The Plane Bathroom”
A shocking story came out of Kansas City this morning. A pregnant woman who was rushed to the hospital decided at the last minute that she would not give birth to her baby and will raise the baby in her womb instead. Continue reading “Expecting Mother Changes Her Mind – Decides to Raise Baby In Womb”
A Pastor shocked the audience when he literally flew in from the rafters of his Mississippi church on Sunday.Continue reading “If Your Pastor Doesn’t Fly In From An Elaborate Suspension Harness At Church On Sunday Then Don’t Invite Me”
Doggo’s love their bones! But could we be confusing the lickos and tongue blips we know and love as their kisses for our bones potential at a heckin’ good taste?Continue reading “Dogs Lick Us Because We Have Bones Inside And They Want Them, Scientists Say”
Out of Florida – A Miami man is now dead after his partner allowed him to use oral sex on that ass.Continue reading “Man Dies From E. Coli After Eating Girlfriend’s Booty”
An unidentified elderly man in Tampa, Florida has reportedly been crashing children’s birthday parties and forcing their heads into their cakes whilst they blow out their candles.Continue reading “A Florida Man Is Crashing Birthday Parties and Slamming Kids Faces Into Their Cakes, Police Say”
The brain is the most complex organ in the human body but a teenage brain is arguably the hardest to understand when it comes to what’s heckin goin’ on up stairs, fren.Continue reading “Doctor Cures Depression in Teens by Telling Them to ‘Just Stop Being Depressed’, Wins Award”
It’s been the age old debate amongst millions for over a millenia: “Do you like pineapple on pizza?” And the answer is usually a resounding ‘No’ when people with a high IQ are asked.Continue reading “Dodo Birds Became Extinct Because They Liked Pineapple on Pizza, Experts Claim”
Max Stoker (17) of Stiff Rigg County was rushed to the hospital Tuesday from an apparent accident in his home. Sources say the 17yr old began to scream from inside his bedroom when his parents went rushing to help.
Like millions of others across the world, I fell for the Fortnite craze. And I fell hard. Continue reading “How Essential Oils Cured My Fortnite Addiction – A Testimonial”
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