Out of Florida – A Miami man is now dead after his partner allowed him to use oral sex on that ass.Continue reading “Man Dies From E. Coli After Eating Girlfriend’s Booty”
An unidentified elderly man in Tampa, Florida has reportedly been crashing children’s birthday parties and forcing their heads into their cakes whilst they blow out their candles.Continue reading “A Florida Man Is Crashing Birthday Parties and Slamming Kids Faces Into Their Cakes, Police Say”
It appears we finally landed on hetrosexuality when it comes to the wild game of gender dice that the radical left seems to play.Continue reading “Gay man impregnates transgender partner who identifies as male”
The brain is the most complex organ in the human body but a teenage brain is arguably the hardest to understand when it comes to what’s heckin goin’ on up stairs, fren.Continue reading “Doctor Cures Depression in Teens by Telling Them to ‘Just Stop Being Depressed’, Wins Award”
It’s been the age old debate amongst millions for over a millenia: “Do you like pineapple on pizza?” And the answer is usually a resounding ‘No’ when people with a high IQ are asked.Continue reading “Dodo Birds Became Extinct Because They Liked Pineapple on Pizza, Experts Claim”
Max Stoker (17) of Stiff Rigg County was rushed to the hospital Tuesday from an apparent accident in his home. Sources say the 17yr old began to scream from inside his bedroom when his parents went rushing to help.
Like millions of others across the world, I fell for the Fortnite craze. And I fell hard. Continue reading “How Essential Oils Cured My Fortnite Addiction – A Testimonial”
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