Something smells fishy.. it’s pollution.
Millions of fleshlights will beach themselves each year because of ocean pollution, study suggests.
New study shows drivers of lifted trucks have larger-than-average-sized genitalia
It’s not Extenze. It’s not Viagra. It’s a giant, ridiculous-looking truck that truly makes a difference in the size of your man’s love rod. Continue reading “New study shows drivers of lifted trucks have larger-than-average-sized genitalia”
New Study Shows That Virgins Have Less Sex Than Parents
A recent study out of Kansas City shows that even parents are having more sex than virgins. I know – very hard to believe. Continue reading “New Study Shows That Virgins Have Less Sex Than Parents”
Doctors Are Prescribing Instagram to Millennials That Say They’re Feeling too Happy
Do you ever look at Instagram and think “these people have the most perfect lives and I’m a total piece of shit”? Well, doctors are now using that feeling as a new drug for millennials that say they are feeling “too happy”. Continue reading “Doctors Are Prescribing Instagram to Millennials That Say They’re Feeling too Happy”
Pee Is Now Most Powerful Liquid For Removing Shit Stains From Toilet Bowls.
Yeah Science, Bitch! 👊🚽🔬
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New Study Shows That Breathing Air Is Linked To Staying Alive
A biologist in Toronto has made a huge medical breakthrough this week by discovering that there is a strong correlation between breathing air and staying alive. Continue reading “New Study Shows That Breathing Air Is Linked To Staying Alive”
NASA is Offering a Free One-Way Flight to Mars for All Anti-Vaxxers
Do you think vaccines are poison and also like the idea of being one of the first people to explore planet Mars? Well boy do I have an opportunity for you! Continue reading “NASA is Offering a Free One-Way Flight to Mars for All Anti-Vaxxers”
Teenager With Severe Depression Asks Reddit To Roast Him – The Response Was Wholesome AF
The popular subreddit r/RoastMe is home to some of the most savage comments the Internet has ever seen (besides 4chan, of course). Continue reading “Teenager With Severe Depression Asks Reddit To Roast Him – The Response Was Wholesome AF”
DIET: Vegans Can Now Feed Off Their Attention.
How many vegans does it take to spread the news? Don’t worry, they will fucking tell you..
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Teenager Unplugs Her Grandpa’s Life Support to Charge iPhone™
What’s more important? Keeping your grandparent or your cell phone alive? Teenager Tina Smith was quick to answer this question when she unplugged her grandpa’s life support so she could charge her iPhone™ while visiting him in the hospital last weekend. Continue reading “Teenager Unplugs Her Grandpa’s Life Support to Charge iPhone™”
440lb Man Demands Female Flight Attendants To Wipe Him After He Shided In The Plane Bathroom
Not once, not twice but three times an American man demanded he be undressed and his backside wiped after using the airplane restroom during a 14hr flight from Los Angeles, California to Taiwan.
Continue reading “440lb Man Demands Female Flight Attendants To Wipe Him After He Shided In The Plane Bathroom”Expecting Mother Changes Her Mind – Decides to Raise Baby In Womb
A shocking story came out of Kansas City this morning. A pregnant woman who was rushed to the hospital decided at the last minute that she would not give birth to her baby and will raise the baby in her womb instead. Continue reading “Expecting Mother Changes Her Mind – Decides to Raise Baby In Womb”
If Your Pastor Doesn’t Fly In From An Elaborate Suspension Harness At Church On Sunday Then Don’t Invite Me
A Pastor shocked the audience when he literally flew in from the rafters of his Mississippi church on Sunday.
Continue reading “If Your Pastor Doesn’t Fly In From An Elaborate Suspension Harness At Church On Sunday Then Don’t Invite Me”Dogs Lick Us Because We Have Bones Inside And They Want Them, Scientists Say
Doggo’s love their bones! But could we be confusing the lickos and tongue blips we know and love as their kisses for our bones potential at a heckin’ good taste?
Continue reading “Dogs Lick Us Because We Have Bones Inside And They Want Them, Scientists Say”Man Dies From E. Coli After Eating Girlfriend’s Booty
Out of Florida – A Miami man is now dead after his partner allowed him to use oral sex on that ass.
Continue reading “Man Dies From E. Coli After Eating Girlfriend’s Booty”A Florida Man Is Crashing Birthday Parties and Slamming Kids Faces Into Their Cakes, Police Say
An unidentified elderly man in Tampa, Florida has reportedly been crashing children’s birthday parties and forcing their heads into their cakes whilst they blow out their candles.
Continue reading “A Florida Man Is Crashing Birthday Parties and Slamming Kids Faces Into Their Cakes, Police Say”Gay man impregnates transgender partner who identifies as male
It appears we finally landed on hetrosexuality when it comes to the wild game of gender dice that the radical left seems to play.
Continue reading “Gay man impregnates transgender partner who identifies as male”Doctor Cures Depression in Teens by Telling Them to ‘Just Stop Being Depressed’, Wins Award
The brain is the most complex organ in the human body but a teenage brain is arguably the hardest to understand when it comes to what’s heckin goin’ on up stairs, fren.
Continue reading “Doctor Cures Depression in Teens by Telling Them to ‘Just Stop Being Depressed’, Wins Award”Dodo Birds Became Extinct Because They Liked Pineapple on Pizza, Experts Claim
It’s been the age old debate amongst millions for over a millenia: “Do you like pineapple on pizza?” And the answer is usually a resounding ‘No’ when people with a high IQ are asked.
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