The Game Of Throne’s second episode of the final season will air tonight and it’s apparent that the writers were fully aware that the episode coincides with Easter Sunday. Continue reading “Spoiler Warning: Game Of Thrones New Episode Will Be Easter-Themed”
All Plants Are Fake Store-Bought Plants From IKEA, Study Suggests
Have you ever wondered why the plants outside look almost as good as fake plants that you buy at the store? A new study claims to have found the answer: the government has been planting fake IKEA plants outside while everyone is sleeping. Continue reading “All Plants Are Fake Store-Bought Plants From IKEA, Study Suggests”
Florida Man Let’s ‘Jesus Take The Wheel’ – Destroys Car.
Florida officials are opening an investigation after Jesus Christ of Nazareth took over driving for a Florida man and wrecked his car.
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House Cats Are Small Robots That Collect Data On Humans
It’s been a mystery for ages – why do cats behave the way they do? New theories have surfaced that may explain their standoffish behavior: cats may be little spies that are collecting data on their human owners. Continue reading “House Cats Are Small Robots That Collect Data On Humans”
Street Workers Are Selling Men The Gospel Of Christ.
1 Like = 1 Prayer
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New Theory Suggests That Dr. Pepper Is Just Barbecue Water
A new theory that “Dr. Pepper is just barbecue water” went viral on Twitter this week. But perhaps the most convincing evidence to prove this theory true is Dr. Pepper’s cryptic response to the tweet: Continue reading “New Theory Suggests That Dr. Pepper Is Just Barbecue Water”
Twins are Just One Person Moving Back and Forth Really Fast
Are twins really two people? Or are they just one person moving back and forth really fast? Some scientists believe the latter. Continue reading “Twins are Just One Person Moving Back and Forth Really Fast”
Birds Disappeared During The Shutdown, Finally Proving They Are Controlled By The Government
Think back to this past January. Do you remember seeing any birds? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Continue reading “Birds Disappeared During The Shutdown, Finally Proving They Are Controlled By The Government”
Man Respects Woman.. Respects Her All Night Long.
Dat soul tho. 👌😖💦
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New Study Shows That Virgins Have Less Sex Than Parents
A recent study out of Kansas City shows that even parents are having more sex than virgins. I know – very hard to believe. Continue reading “New Study Shows That Virgins Have Less Sex Than Parents”
City Has Launched A Full Investigation Into Why Their Sewer Smells
A city in New Jersey has launched a full investigation to finally figure out why their sewer smells. Continue reading “City Has Launched A Full Investigation Into Why Their Sewer Smells”
Study Shows That Homicide Victims Never Talk To The Police
“Solving all these murder cases would be so much easier if the victims would just speak up. It’s very frustrating sometimes.” said Boyt County Sheriff this week when he was asked about all the unsolved homicide cases in his jurisdiction. Continue reading “Study Shows That Homicide Victims Never Talk To The Police”
New Jaws Movie Centers Around A Shark With Munchies Voiced By Seth Rogen
“Jaws 420: I Was Gonna Eat That Guy, But Then I Got High” will be released summer of 2019. The Jaws franchise has decided to do a complete 180 with their newest rendition of the shark-based thriller. Continue reading “New Jaws Movie Centers Around A Shark With Munchies Voiced By Seth Rogen”
Ja Rule and Billy McFarland Reunite to Plan Fyre Festival for Anti-Vaxxers
Finally something we can all get behind. Reports surfaced this week that Billy McFarland has been calling Ja Rule from prison to talk about their next business venture: A Fyre Festival where only Anti-Vaxxers are invited. Continue reading “Ja Rule and Billy McFarland Reunite to Plan Fyre Festival for Anti-Vaxxers”
Historians Speechless After Uncovering Renaissance Painting.
We might’ve underestimated just how God-like Shaggy is.
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Teenager With Severe Depression Asks Reddit To Roast Him – The Response Was Wholesome AF
The popular subreddit r/RoastMe is home to some of the most savage comments the Internet has ever seen (besides 4chan, of course). Continue reading “Teenager With Severe Depression Asks Reddit To Roast Him – The Response Was Wholesome AF”
The Government Is Adding 2 Days to February So It Feels More Included
As we all know, February is the only month that has 28 days in it. In 2019, that will no longer be the case. Continue reading “The Government Is Adding 2 Days to February So It Feels More Included”
Beethoven Was Not Deaf, He Had In Airpods™ And Everyone Around Him Was Broke, New Theory Suggest
Ludwig Van Beethoven was living well in the Classical Era while all his poor constituents were still living in the Baroque Era.
Continue reading “Beethoven Was Not Deaf, He Had In Airpods™ And Everyone Around Him Was Broke, New Theory Suggest”440lb Man Demands Female Flight Attendants To Wipe Him After He Shided In The Plane Bathroom
Not once, not twice but three times an American man demanded he be undressed and his backside wiped after using the airplane restroom during a 14hr flight from Los Angeles, California to Taiwan.
Continue reading “440lb Man Demands Female Flight Attendants To Wipe Him After He Shided In The Plane Bathroom”Guy on Ambien accidentally proposes to his girlfriend but doesn’t remember any of it the next morning
A man on Reddit shed light on an understandable Ambien trip that many of us can relate to. Well maybe not the proposal part but the nonsensical decision making that often happens while under its influence.
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