“Jaws 420: I Was Gonna Eat That Guy, But Then I Got High” will be released summer of 2019. The Jaws franchise has decided to do a complete 180 with their newest rendition of the shark-based thriller. Continue reading “New Jaws Movie Centers Around A Shark With Munchies Voiced By Seth Rogen”
Finally something we can all get behind. Reports surfaced this week that Billy McFarland has been calling Ja Rule from prison to talk about their next business venture: A Fyre Festival where only Anti-Vaxxers are invited. Continue reading “Ja Rule and Billy McFarland Reunite to Plan Fyre Festival for Anti-Vaxxers”
We might’ve underestimated just how God-like Shaggy is.
The popular subreddit r/RoastMe is home to some of the most savage comments the Internet has ever seen (besides 4chan, of course). Continue reading “Teenager With Severe Depression Asks Reddit To Roast Him – The Response Was Wholesome AF”
As we all know, February is the only month that has 28 days in it. In 2019, that will no longer be the case. Continue reading “The Government Is Adding 2 Days to February So It Feels More Included”
Ludwig Van Beethoven was living well in the Classical Era while all his poor constituents were still living in the Baroque Era.Continue reading “Beethoven Was Not Deaf, He Had In Airpods™ And Everyone Around Him Was Broke, New Theory Suggest”
Not once, not twice but three times an American man demanded he be undressed and his backside wiped after using the airplane restroom during a 14hr flight from Los Angeles, California to Taiwan.Continue reading “440lb Man Demands Female Flight Attendants To Wipe Him After He Shided In The Plane Bathroom”
A man on Reddit shed light on an understandable Ambien trip that many of us can relate to. Well maybe not the proposal part but the nonsensical decision making that often happens while under its influence.Continue reading “Guy on Ambien accidentally proposes to his girlfriend but doesn’t remember any of it the next morning”
The bubble closed in on 28-year-old gamer Jimmy Gelky for the final time. It’s a sad story, but an important warning for avid fans of Fortnite.
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Some say it’s child abuse. Others say it’s fashion. Continue reading “Fashion Expert Says Baby Face Tattoos Are the Next Big Thing”
This past summer during a PGA golf tournament, the world was blessed with this guy: Continue reading “Guy Who Played With His Nipples On Live TV Gets His Own Public Access Show”
It appears we finally landed on hetrosexuality when it comes to the wild game of gender dice that the radical left seems to play.Continue reading “Gay man impregnates transgender partner who identifies as male”
Watch as these gummy bears take a break from technology and sing their favorite Adele song together. Continue reading “Gummy Bears Put Their Phones Down and Sing Their Hearts Out Together”
The number 7 was taken into custody late Saturday night after a fight broke out at a local Applebees, sources say. 7 eight 9 and has been charged with murder.Continue reading “2019 cancelled because the number 9 has been eaten”
“We gave you a reason to piss you off this holiday.” (Special Edition Cup Slogan)
I feel like I need to say this before I begin: the headline you just read is 100% real. Continue reading “Man Arrested For Selling Drugs Claims He Didn’t Know Selling Drugs Was Illegal”
YouTube is breaking records this week. Unfortunately for them, it’s for being the best at being the worst. Continue reading “YouTube Rewind 2018 Breaks The Record For Most Disliked Video Of All Time”
“Face tattoos are some b*tch sh*t!” says up-and-coming Soundcloud rapper Lil Brinx Truck.