The bubble closed in on 28-year-old gamer Jimmy Gelky for the final time. It’s a sad story, but an important warning for avid fans of Fortnite. Continue reading “Man Dies And Immediately Shidded Himself After 3-Day Fortnite Marathon”
🎶I love you, you love me.. now my kinky fantasy.🎶
Continue reading “Actor Who Played Barney Now Runs A Sex Business”
Some say it’s child abuse. Others say it’s fashion. Continue reading “Fashion Expert Says Baby Face Tattoos Are the Next Big Thing”
This past summer during a PGA golf tournament, the world was blessed with this guy: Continue reading “Guy Who Played With His Nipples On Live TV Gets His Own Public Access Show”
It appears we finally landed on hetrosexuality when it comes to the wild game of gender dice that the radical left seems to play.
Continue reading “Gay man impregnates transgender partner who identifies as male”
Watch as these gummy bears take a break from technology and sing their favorite Adele song together. Continue reading “Gummy Bears Put Their Phones Down and Sing Their Hearts Out Together”
The number 7 was taken into custody late Saturday night after a fight broke out at a local Applebees, sources say. 7 eight 9 and has been charged with murder.
Continue reading “2019 cancelled because the number 9 has been eaten”
“We gave you a reason to piss you off this holiday.” (Special Edition Cup Slogan)
Continue reading “Starbucks Unveils “The F–k You Holiday Cups””
I feel like I need to say this before I begin: the headline you just read is 100% real. Continue reading “Man Arrested For Selling Drugs Claims He Didn’t Know Selling Drugs Was Illegal”
There is nothing in the world like unconditional love from your family but is it possible to love TOO much and too hard?
Continue reading “Teen joins Military to avoid his Uncle – so he reenlists to the same base to ‘be closer’ to nephew”
YouTube is breaking records this week. Unfortunately for them, it’s for being the best at being the worst. Continue reading “YouTube Rewind 2018 Breaks The Record For Most Disliked Video Of All Time”
“Face tattoos are some b*tch sh*t!” says up-and-coming Soundcloud rapper Lil Brinx Truck.
Continue reading “SoundCloud Rapper Says Face Tattoos Are Out and Silly Bandz Are In”
This week, a warehouse worker by the name of John Bard was named Chief Operating Officer at his company because the CEO was impressed by a “26.2” marathon sticker on his 2008 Nissan Murano. Continue reading “Man Lands Executive Position At Company Because Of 26.2 Sticker On Car”
It truly is the simple things in life that make people the happiest. Continue reading “Hundreds Gather In Bar to Watch DVD Screensaver Hit Perfectly In Corner”
If you are over the age of 13, you probably don’t know about Tik Tok. If you’re still reading this for some reason, I’m about to ruin your day. Continue reading “Tik Tok User Nominated For Oscar”
Last week, comedian Kevin Hart stepped down from hosting this year’s Academy Awards after a couple homophobic tweets resurfaced from 2011. Today, comedian Tom Segura went to Twitter to explain his plans if asked to host the Oscars. Continue reading “Comedian Tom Segura Vows to Save The Oscars”
Ewen Farley, 39 year old man out of Brussels, won an award this weekend for basically “keeping his mouth shut”. Continue reading “Man Wins Award For Being A Vegan And Not Telling Anyone”
Leaked: Bill’s Poem For Tekashi.
It’s back! As I’ve said before, Facebook Marketplace is a breeding ground for some of the weirdest shit you’ll ever see. So buckle in, because I found some super weird stuff this week. Continue reading “Sh*t I Found On Facebook Marketplace This Week”
