A man from Nevada is suing the state after a run-in with local police last week. He was pulled over for driving by himself in the carpool lane. Continue reading “Man with multiple personality disorder sues state for not being allowed to use carpool lane”
Hundreds of so called “financial gurus” are always taking to the Internet to claim they have a foolproof “get-rich-quick” scheme that will generate wealth and financial freedom. Most of them are lying. But one financial advisor may just have the actual key to unlimited money. Continue reading “If you have two credit cards and use them to pay each other off, you have infinite money, claims financial advisor”
How does it feel to be wiping your ass with corruption?
Continue reading “Coronavirus Was Invented By Toilet Paper Companies To Get You To Buy More.”
Their two fans are reported, ecstatic.
Continue reading “Breaking News: Coronavirus has not claimed Nickelback.”
🎼 I’m dreaming of a non.. colored holiday.. 🎼
Continue reading “Controversial: ‘White Christmas’ To Be Renamed ‘Non-Colored Holiday’.”
The Yule log isn’t the only thing that’ll be blazin’ this year. Continue reading “Santa Gets High, Passes Out After Eating Edible Christmas Cookies at Colorado Home”
A 23-year-old man from California claims he died this weekend after a 36-hour binge session of Disney Channel Original Movies. However, he was given a second chance in the form of the X button on a PS4 controller. Continue reading “Man Presses X After Dying, Comes Back to Life”
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 America: Fu•k Yeah! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Continue reading “Thanksgiving: Millions Of Americans Giving Thanks For Annual Retail Purge.”
“Our chickens are happier than you’ll ever be.” – said the motto of this has-been business.
Continue reading “Happy Chicken Farm Shut Down After Cocaine-Fueled Poultry Orgy.”
“What do you mean by my ‘fedora isn’t considered a trait’?” – Local Hipster, 21
Continue reading “Hipsters Forced To Find A Personality After Being Declared A Trend.”
Her culture is not your costume.
Continue reading “Slutty Costumes Banned For Appropriating Your Mom”
Next epic romantic saga in “White People Almost Kissing In The Rain”.
Continue reading “Coming Soon To Theatres: The Facebook”
They’ve finally done it!
Continue reading “Engineers Have Finally Developed A Dildo Big Enough To Satisfy Your Mom.”
A new law may have owners of pets such as “Doug The Pug” and “Marnie The Dog” on edge. If law enforcement deems that you’re taking advantage of your pet by acquiring large brand deals and social clout, you may be at risk. Continue reading “Making A Social Media Account For Your Pets Is Now A Punishable Offense”
Last week, tragedy struck the small town of Roanoke, Oregon. LIT, a popular new club in the area, was hosting the town’s first silent disco. It was 10:30 on a Friday night when a small electrical fire turned into a serious wildfire that ravaged the club. The flames raged on through the night with the music in everyone’s headphones. Continue reading “Several People Injured At Silent Disco Because They Couldn’t Hear The Fire Alarm”
Like the true heroes we are, we’ve created a petition to officially change the name of crocodiles to “swamp dogs”. Because let’s face it – crocodile is a weak ass name compared to swamp dog. Continue reading “There’s a Petition to Legally Change the Crocodile Name to ‘Swamp Dogs’”
Is that big yellow thing up in the sky just more fake news created by giant media outlets or the government? 33 out of 100 people think yes. Continue reading “One Third of the Population Doesn’t Believe in the Sun, Survey Shows”
Did you fall for it? Because I definitely did. Continue reading “Warner Bros Trolled The Entire Internet With Pokémon Detective Pikachu “Full Release” on YouTube”
The very successful young rapper has finally done what no other rapper has done before and got a tattoo of himself on his already tatted up face. Continue reading “Post Malone Gets Face Tattoo of Post Malone on His Face”
Much to everyone’s confusion and dismay, the trailer for ‘Sonic The Hedgehog’ was released today on YouTube and the general consensus is… “Why?” Continue reading “Whether You Like It Or Not, The New “Sonic The Hedgehog” Trailer Has Arrived”
