Is that big yellow thing up in the sky just more fake news created by giant media outlets or the government? 33 out of 100 people think yes. Continue reading “One Third of the Population Doesn’t Believe in the Sun, Survey Shows”
Did you fall for it? Because I definitely did. Continue reading “Warner Bros Trolled The Entire Internet With Pokémon Detective Pikachu “Full Release” on YouTube”
The very successful young rapper has finally done what no other rapper has done before and got a tattoo of himself on his already tatted up face. Continue reading “Post Malone Gets Face Tattoo of Post Malone on His Face”
Much to everyone’s confusion and dismay, the trailer for ‘Sonic The Hedgehog’ was released today on YouTube and the general consensus is… “Why?” Continue reading “Whether You Like It Or Not, The New “Sonic The Hedgehog” Trailer Has Arrived”
The Game Of Throne’s second episode of the final season will air tonight and it’s apparent that the writers were fully aware that the episode coincides with Easter Sunday. Continue reading “Spoiler Warning: Game Of Thrones New Episode Will Be Easter-Themed”
Have you ever wondered why the plants outside look almost as good as fake plants that you buy at the store? A new study claims to have found the answer: the government has been planting fake IKEA plants outside while everyone is sleeping. Continue reading “All Plants Are Fake Store-Bought Plants From IKEA, Study Suggests”
Florida officials are opening an investigation after Jesus Christ of Nazareth took over driving for a Florida man and wrecked his car.
Continue reading “Florida man let’s ‘Jesus take the wheel’ – destroys car.”
It’s been a mystery for ages – why do cats behave the way they do? New theories have surfaced that may explain their standoffish behavior: cats may be little spies that are collecting data on their human owners. Continue reading “House Cats are Small Robots That Collect Data on Humans”
1 Like = 1 Prayer
Continue reading “Street Workers Are Selling Men The Gospel Of Christ.”
A new theory that “Dr. Pepper is just barbecue water” went viral on Twitter this week. But perhaps the most convincing evidence to prove this theory true is Dr. Pepper’s cryptic response to the tweet: Continue reading “New Theory Suggests That Dr. Pepper Is Just Barbecue Water”
Are twins really two people? Or are they just one person moving back and forth really fast? Some scientists believe the latter. Continue reading “Twins are Just One Person Moving Back and Forth Really Fast”
Think back to this past January. Do you remember seeing any birds? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Continue reading “Birds Disappeared During The Shutdown, Finally Proving They Are Controlled By The Government”
Dat soul tho. 👌😖💦
Continue reading “Man Respects Woman.. Respects Her All Night Long.”
A recent study out of Kansas City shows that even parents are having more sex than virgins. I know – very hard to believe. Continue reading “New Study Shows That Virgins Have Less Sex Than Parents”
A city in New Jersey has launched a full investigation to finally figure out why their sewer smells. Continue reading “City Has Launched A Full Investigation Into Why Their Sewer Smells”
“Solving all these murder cases would be so much easier if the victims would just speak up. It’s very frustrating sometimes.” said Boyt County Sheriff this week when he was asked about all the unsolved homicide cases in his jurisdiction. Continue reading “Study Shows That Homicide Victims Never Talk To The Police”
“Jaws 420: I Was Gonna Eat That Guy, But Then I Got High” will be released summer of 2019. The Jaws franchise has decided to do a complete 180 with their newest rendition of the shark-based thriller. Continue reading “New Jaws Movie Centers Around A Shark With Munchies Voiced By Seth Rogen”
Finally something we can all get behind. Reports surfaced this week that Billy McFarland has been calling Ja Rule from prison to talk about their next business venture: A Fyre Festival where only Anti-Vaxxers are invited. Continue reading “Ja Rule and Billy McFarland Reunite to Plan Fyre Festival for Anti-Vaxxers”
We might’ve underestimated just how God-like Shaggy is.
Continue reading “Historians Speechless After Uncovering Renaissance Painting.”
The popular subreddit r/RoastMe is home to some of the most savage comments the Internet has ever seen (besides 4chan, of course). Continue reading “Teenager With Severe Depression Asks Reddit To Roast Him – The Response Was Wholesome AF”
