Florida officials are opening an investigation after Jesus Christ of Nazareth took over driving for a Florida man and wrecked his car.
Continue reading “Florida man let’s ‘Jesus take the wheel’ – destroys car.”
It’s been a mystery for ages – why do cats behave the way they do? New theories have surfaced that may explain their standoffish behavior: cats may be little spies that are collecting data on their human owners. Continue reading “House Cats are Small Robots That Collect Data on Humans”
1 Like = 1 Prayer
Continue reading “Street Workers Are Selling Men The Gospel Of Christ.”
A new theory that “Dr. Pepper is just barbecue water” went viral on Twitter this week. But perhaps the most convincing evidence to prove this theory true is Dr. Pepper’s cryptic response to the tweet: Continue reading “New Theory Suggests That Dr. Pepper Is Just Barbecue Water”
Are twins really two people? Or are they just one person moving back and forth really fast? Some scientists believe the latter. Continue reading “Twins are Just One Person Moving Back and Forth Really Fast”
Think back to this past January. Do you remember seeing any birds? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Continue reading “Birds Disappeared During The Shutdown, Finally Proving They Are Controlled By The Government”
Dat soul tho. 👌😖💦
Continue reading “Man Respects Woman.. Respects Her All Night Long.”
A recent study out of Kansas City shows that even parents are having more sex than virgins. I know – very hard to believe. Continue reading “New Study Shows That Virgins Have Less Sex Than Parents”
A city in New Jersey has launched a full investigation to finally figure out why their sewer smells. Continue reading “City Has Launched A Full Investigation Into Why Their Sewer Smells”
“Solving all these murder cases would be so much easier if the victims would just speak up. It’s very frustrating sometimes.” said Boyt County Sheriff this week when he was asked about all the unsolved homicide cases in his jurisdiction. Continue reading “Study Shows That Homicide Victims Never Talk To The Police”
“Jaws 420: I Was Gonna Eat That Guy, But Then I Got High” will be released summer of 2019. The Jaws franchise has decided to do a complete 180 with their newest rendition of the shark-based thriller. Continue reading “New Jaws Movie Centers Around A Shark With Munchies Voiced By Seth Rogen”
Finally something we can all get behind. Reports surfaced this week that Billy McFarland has been calling Ja Rule from prison to talk about their next business venture: A Fyre Festival where only Anti-Vaxxers are invited. Continue reading “Ja Rule and Billy McFarland Reunite to Plan Fyre Festival for Anti-Vaxxers”
We might’ve underestimated just how God-like Shaggy is.
Continue reading “Historians Speechless After Uncovering Renaissance Painting.”
The popular subreddit r/RoastMe is home to some of the most savage comments the Internet has ever seen (besides 4chan, of course). Continue reading “Teenager With Severe Depression Asks Reddit To Roast Him – The Response Was Wholesome AF”
As we all know, February is the only month that has 28 days in it. In 2019, that will no longer be the case. Continue reading “The Government Is Adding 2 Days to February So It Feels More Included”
Ludwig Van Beethoven was living well in the Classical Era while all his poor constituents were still living in the Baroque Era.
Continue reading “Beethoven Was Not Deaf, He Had In Airpods™ And Everyone Around Him Was Broke, New Theory Suggest”
Not once, not twice but three times an American man demanded he be undressed and his backside wiped after using the airplane restroom during a 14hr flight from Los Angeles, California to Taiwan.
Continue reading “440lb Man Demands Female Flight Attendants To Wipe Him After He Shided In The Plane Bathroom”
A man on Reddit shed light on an understandable Ambien trip that many of us can relate to. Well maybe not the proposal part but the nonsensical decision making that often happens while under its influence.
Continue reading “Guy on Ambien accidentally proposes to his girlfriend but doesn’t remember any of it the next morning”
The bubble closed in on 28-year-old gamer Jimmy Gelky for the final time. It’s a sad story, but an important warning for avid fans of Fortnite. Continue reading “Man Dies And Immediately Shidded Himself After 3-Day Fortnite Marathon”
🎶I love you, you love me.. now my kinky fantasy.🎶
Continue reading “Actor Who Played Barney Now Runs A Sex Business”
