A couple months ago, a petition appeared on change.org that is lobbying to get Joe Rogan to moderate the 2020 Presidential Debate. A couple days ago, the petition really started to pick up steam. Forget Lester Holt. We want Joe! Continue reading “Someone Made a Petition to Get Joe Rogan to Moderate the 2020 Presidential Debates”
Kids wanted toys. Now they gettin’ lit.
Because ‘Fuck You’, that’s why.
Depression affects millions of people across the planet. But according to a new study, 100% of slugs actually suffer from the sads as well. Continue reading “Slugs Are Just Caterpillars With Depression, Study Shows”
The greatest adventure of them all!
A dyslexic man named Marc Arlington thought he would be joined by the force of 3.2 million people when he stormed Area 15 yesterday. He was disappointed when he arrived at a relatively empty government building in the desert and was quickly detained by a lone security guard. Continue reading “Dyslexic Man Storms Area 15 – No Charges Will Be Filed – Authorities “Feel Bad””
As many of us probably expected, Karen has already made her appearance at the heavily guarded Airforce base with a strongly worded complaint over her illegally obtained Alien.Continue reading “Florida mom Karen, dissatisfied with Alien, requests to speak with Area 51 manager”
For years, many people have questioned the validity of the moon landings that took place in the late 60s. But that’s old news. A new theory suggests that not only were the moon landings fake, but the moon itself is a total FRAUD. Continue reading “New Theory Suggests That The Moon Isn’t Real”
Out of all the possible people going this September, the one thing that seems to be on everyone’s mind is, “what that coochie feel like tho?”Continue reading “What’s the first thing you do with the alien you stole from Area 51 and why is it clappin them cheeks?”
Just ahead of September 20th there appears to be leaked images from Area 51 causing controversy.Continue reading “Area 51 photos leaked; BLACK MERMAIDS!”
Are you looking to hop on the next big food trend? First, it was avocado toast. Then, it was açaí bowls. Now? People all over the world are dabbling in the art of medium-rare chicken.￼ Continue reading “Medium Rare Chicken Is The New Trend In Healthy Eating, Study Shows”
A teenager from Tokyo has actually died while trying to commit suicide. His family members are still disappointed at him.Continue reading “Man dies while attempting to commit suicide.”
“Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick.” – Kevin Malone from The Office Continue reading “Study shows that using big words doesn’t actually make you any smarter”
Last week, tragedy struck the small town of Roanoke, Oregon. LIT, a popular new club in the area, was hosting the town’s first silent disco. It was 10:30 on a Friday night when a small electrical fire turned into a serious wildfire that ravaged the club. The flames raged on through the night with the music in everyone’s headphones. Continue reading “Several People Injured At Silent Disco Because They Couldn’t Hear The Fire Alarm”
We found site with a list of facial care that’ll have your mans pitching a tent so fast he finna separate the fabric of space & time and impregnate another dimension.
Continue reading “Face Masks That’ll Get Your Pores So Tight He’ll Want to Stick His Dick in Them”
Like the true heroes we are, we’ve created a petition to officially change the name of crocodiles to “swamp dogs”. Because let’s face it – crocodile is a weak ass name compared to swamp dog. Continue reading “There’s a Petition to Legally Change the Crocodile Name to ‘Swamp Dogs’”
Everyone knows that doctors are busy people. Since they have to write numerous prescriptions they do it so fast that their handwriting is really bad.Continue reading “Local Doctor gets fired for having good handwriting”
Forget paying for air travel: A new theory argues that you can simply get off your ass and walk to pretty much any country you want in just a few hours. Continue reading “Countries Are Closer Than We Think And You Can Walk To a Different Country In a Few Hours, Theory Suggests”