A massive blaze devastated large parts of the Notre-Dame Cathedral in Paris. The fire may have been put out but the hunchback’s home is destroyed.Continue reading “Quasimodo needs a new home”
Did you avoid watching Game of Thrones this past Sunday because you thought it would make you cooler to hate on it? Well think again. A new study has proved that hating on things isn’t a personality trait and actually doesn’t make you any more interesting or cool. Continue reading “Hating Game Of Thrones Doesn’t Make You An Interesting Person, Study Suggests”
“You’re” mom might actually be gay after these new reports surfaced. According to the website Reading Republican, homosexuals have been utilizing the power of windmills to spray gay mist all across the United States and into the homes of millions of Americans. Continue reading “Gays Are Utilizing The Power Of Windmills To Waft Homosexual Mist Into Homes”
For the first time ever on Wednesday we saw a black hole but now we are starting to see some real thottery from 55 million light years away.Continue reading “Black hole uses snap chat filter for the first time”
The Event Horizon Telescope stuns the world with the recently discovered image of a black hole. A first of kind.Continue reading “First ever Black Hole image has been released”
Is it possible that Lee Harvey Oswald was acting out of self-defense rather than malice and hate when he “assassinated” former US president John F. Kennedy? According to the marvelous minds in the deep, dark depths of the Internet – Yes. It’s very possible. Continue reading “New Theory Suggests JFK Shot First”
It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s our Lord and Savior Elon Musk in a grilled cheese sandwich! Continue reading “Alabama Mother Finds Elon Musk In Grilled Cheese Sandwich”
Something smells fishy.. it’s pollution.
A Florida man is facing some serious legal backlash after singing harassing songs and dancing for patients at a local hospital dressed as an Oompa Loompa.Continue reading “Florida man dressed as an Oompa Loompa is under arrest for harassing terminally ill patients with songs”
Way back in the year 2015, Alex Jones went on a rant which included a theory that the government has been putting chemicals in the water that “turn the friggin’ frogs gay”. Continue reading “A Private Company Is Funding A New Chemical To Turn The Gay Frogs Back To Straight”
Now that Duke’s season has come to an end after losing to Michigan State in the Elite Eight, Zion Williamson can begin backing up the Brinks truck. Continue reading “Zion Williamson To Receive First Eleventy-Billion Dollar Shoe Deal In NBA History”
Swedish video creator PewDiePie and Indian YouTube giant T-series have been battling it out for the #1 most subscribed YouTube account for the past several months. Last week, T-series passed PewDiePie by roughly 15,000 subscribers. PewDiePie’s response? Absolutely brilliant. Continue reading “PewDiePie Congratulates T-Series In The Best Way Possible: A Viral Music Video”
Sometimes I think Elon does things like this just to give us meme material. He also understands that the younger generation he appeals to are going to be buying his cars.
Saturday Elon released a track in honor of the late and great Harambe. A staple amongst all of us on Woken.
“RIP Harambe, sipping on some Bombay, we on our way to heaven, Amen, Amen,” Musk appears to rap.
“RIP Harambe/ smoking on some strong hay/ in the gorilla zoo and we thinking about you,” he continues.
What can’t this guy do?!
The song had been viewed over 300,000 times as of Sunday afternoon.
Most of us know that The Malaysia Airlines Passenger Jet, MH370, disappeared in 2014 under unknown and mysterious circumstances. But were the circumstances really mysterious?Continue reading “Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 crashed because the passengers missed their Duolingo Lessons – Theorists suggest”
Memes have become a big influence in society. People, nowadays, take memes pretty seriously.Continue reading “Man disowns his Normie son”
BREAKING INTERGALACTIC NEWS!
Florida officials are opening an investigation after Jesus Christ of Nazareth took over driving for a Florida man and wrecked his car.Continue reading “Florida man let’s ‘Jesus take the wheel’ – destroys car.”
“Oh fuck yeah spread it.”
A 14 year old girl was found sobbing beside her bed after she learned that her now ex boyfriend shared a ‘s(he) be(lie)ve(d)’ meme on Facebook Thursday morning.Continue reading “14yr old girl found crying after her boyfriend shared a ‘s(he) be(lie)ve(d)’ meme”
It’s been a mystery for ages – why do cats behave the way they do? New theories have surfaced that may explain their standoffish behavior: cats may be little spies that are collecting data on their human owners. Continue reading “House Cats are Small Robots That Collect Data on Humans”