How does it feel to be wiping your ass with corruption?
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Breaking News: Coronavirus has not claimed Nickelback.
Their two fans are reported, ecstatic.
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A film that should’ve been cut by at least 93 minutes.
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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 America: Fu•k Yeah! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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‘Nicolas Cage will be played by John Travolta in the new Nicolas Cage movie.’ reports Forbidden News.
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“Our chickens are happier than you’ll ever be.” – said the motto of this has-been business.
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Should we actually care?
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Hipsters Forced To Find A Personality After Being Declared A Trend.
“What do you mean by my ‘fedora isn’t considered a trait’?” – Local Hipster, 21
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Her culture is not your costume.
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Next epic romantic saga in “White People Almost Kissing In The Rain”.
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Engineers Have Finally Developed A Dildo Big Enough To Satisfy Your Mom.
They’ve finally done it!
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Pennywise Is Not Anti-Gay; People Are Just Pro-Stupid.
Pennywise doesn’t discriminate, he’ll fuck you up anyways. #EQUALITY 🌈
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I laughed the first 400 fuckin’ times too!
McDonald’s Employee Fired For Placing His Mixtapes In Children’s Happy Meals
Kids wanted toys. Now they gettin’ lit.
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Boomers Are Roleplaying As Millennials Inside The Bedroom
Because ‘Fuck You’, that’s why.
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Man FINALLY Discovers The Location Of G-Spot.
The greatest adventure of them all!
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