Something smells fishy.. it’s pollution.
Millions of fleshlights will beach themselves each year because of ocean pollution, study suggests.
Confirmed: CP30 Was Always Heterosexual. RD2D Heartbroken 💔
BREAKING INTERGALACTIC NEWS!
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Florida man let’s ‘Jesus take the wheel’ – destroys car.
Florida officials are opening an investigation after Jesus Christ of Nazareth took over driving for a Florida man and wrecked his car.
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“Oh fuck yeah spread it.”
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Woken News Awarded #16 Spot On Top 60 Satire List!
“Top 60 Satire Websites and Blogs on the Web” – Ranking by Feedpost.com
Street Workers Are Selling Men The Gospel Of Christ.
1 Like = 1 Prayer
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Carl’s Loving The Fame; Becomes Ultimate Chad.
Tell him “Congratulations Carl.”
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STUDY: New Approach For Spreading Gospel Working
Total Numbers Of Fucks: Nun
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Harvard Study : Tits Are Superior To Ass
Thank you Harvard, very cool!
Reporting Memes Is Now Punishable By Hell.
8th Deadly Sin.
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Man Respects Woman.. Respects Her All Night Long.
Dat soul tho. 👌😖💦
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Social Justice Warriors Are Running Out Of Things To Be Mad About.
TRRRIIIGGGGGGEEERRREEEDDD 😡
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Our Petition Has Inspired A Playable Shaggy In The New ‘Jump Force’ Game !
You can now kick ass with Shaggy!
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CONFIRMED: The Real Emoji Movie
5 / 5 Bitch Lasagna’s – Muhammad 👳♂️
Pee Is Now Most Powerful Liquid For Removing Shit Stains From Toilet Bowls.
Yeah Science, Bitch! 👊🚽🔬
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National Emergency: Fix And Bring Rover To White House.
“Nobody has a rover like Donald J. Trump has.” – President of United States
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New Superhero Emerges To Vaccinate Your Kids.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-VAXX-MAN!
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NY Times Bestseller Wants To Turn Your Children Gay
“We were shocked when we found it’s hidden message..” – Linda, Mother.
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Historians Speechless After Uncovering Renaissance Painting.
We might’ve underestimated just how God-like Shaggy is.
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