They’ve finally done it!
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Pennywise Is Not Anti-Gay; People Are Just Pro-Stupid.
Pennywise doesn’t discriminate, he’ll fuck you up anyways. #EQUALITY 🌈
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We laughed the first 400 fuckin’ times too!
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Kids wanted toys. Now they gettin’ lit.
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Boomers Are Roleplaying As Millennials Inside The Bedroom
Because ‘Fuck You’, that’s why.
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Man FINALLY Discovers The Location Of G-Spot.
The greatest adventure of them all!
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Kyle Has Discovered Four Loko.
Kyle has reached his final form.
Get The Sims 4â„¢ For FREE On PC/MAC (Yes, Legally..)
Why the f–k not. It’s free!
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Millions of fleshlights will beach themselves each year because of ocean pollution, study suggests.
Something smells fishy.. it’s pollution.
Confirmed: CP30 Was Always Heterosexual. RD2D Heartbroken 💔
BREAKING INTERGALACTIC NEWS!
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Florida Man Let’s ‘Jesus Take The Wheel’ – Destroys Car.
Florida officials are opening an investigation after Jesus Christ of Nazareth took over driving for a Florida man and wrecked his car.
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Meme Community Asked WokenNews.com To Help Make This Meme Happen.
“Oh fuck yeah spread it.”
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Woken News Awarded #16 Spot On Top 60 Satire List!
“Top 60 Satire Websites and Blogs on the Web” – Ranking by Feedpost.com
Street Workers Are Selling Men The Gospel Of Christ.
1 Like = 1 Prayer
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Carl’s Loving The Fame; Becomes Ultimate Chad.
Tell him “Congratulations Carl.”
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STUDY: New Approach For Spreading Gospel Working
Total Numbers Of Fucks: Nun
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