For years, many people have questioned the validity of the moon landings that took place in the late 60s. But that’s old news. A new theory suggests that not only were the moon landings fake, but the moon itself is a total FRAUD. Continue reading “New Theory Suggests That The Moon Isn’t Real”
Medium Rare Chicken Is The New Trend In Healthy Eating, Study Shows
Are you looking to hop on the next big food trend? First, it was avocado toast. Then, it was açaí bowls. Now? People all over the world are dabbling in the art of medium-rare chicken. Continue reading “Medium Rare Chicken Is The New Trend In Healthy Eating, Study Shows”
Study shows that using big words doesn’t actually make you any smarter
“Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick.” – Kevin Malone from The Office Continue reading “Study shows that using big words doesn’t actually make you any smarter”
Several People Injured At Silent Disco Because They Couldn’t Hear The Fire Alarm
Last week, tragedy struck the small town of Roanoke, Oregon. LIT, a popular new club in the area, was hosting the town’s first silent disco. It was 10:30 on a Friday night when a small electrical fire turned into a serious wildfire that ravaged the club. The flames raged on through the night with the music in everyone’s headphones. Continue reading “Several People Injured At Silent Disco Because They Couldn’t Hear The Fire Alarm”
There’s a Petition to Legally Change the Crocodile Name to ‘Swamp Dogs’
Like the true heroes we are, we’ve created a petition to officially change the name of crocodiles to “swamp dogs”. Because let’s face it – crocodile is a weak ass name compared to swamp dog. Continue reading “There’s a Petition to Legally Change the Crocodile Name to ‘Swamp Dogs’”
Countries Are Closer Than We Think And You Can Walk To a Different Country In a Few Hours, Theory Suggests
Forget paying for air travel: A new theory argues that you can simply get off your ass and walk to pretty much any country you want in just a few hours. Continue reading “Countries Are Closer Than We Think And You Can Walk To a Different Country In a Few Hours, Theory Suggests”
The Russian Government Is Planning To Fix The Chernobyl Reactor With Ramen Noodles, Per Sources
In the past several months, many YouTubers have been creating DIY-style videos showing that virtually anything can be fixed with ramen noodles. Finally, the government has caught on and they are planning to fix the blown nuclear reactor in Chernobyl with everyone’s favorite college meal. Continue reading “The Russian Government Is Planning To Fix The Chernobyl Reactor With Ramen Noodles, Per Sources”
Women Named Karen Have a 115% Chance of Naming Their Son Kyle, Survey Suggests
According to a recent study conducted by the Naming Institute, women with the name Karen have a 115% chance of naming their son Kyle. Continue reading “Women Named Karen Have a 115% Chance of Naming Their Son Kyle, Survey Suggests”
Study Says Apples Are Actually Better Than Oranges
For years, people have been saying “it’s like comparing apples to oranges” to prove the point that it’s impossible to compare two things that are completely unrelated. However, one study has done the impossible and found that apples truly are better than oranges. Continue reading “Study Says Apples Are Actually Better Than Oranges”
Kid Accidentally Kills His Grandma By Laying Down A Draw-4 Card In Game Of Uno
Tragedy struck a family in Bentonville, Arkansas last evening when an intense game of uno ended prematurely. 12-year-old Ricky Johnstone laid down a deathly draw-4 card on his Grandma. Continue reading “Kid Accidentally Kills His Grandma By Laying Down A Draw-4 Card In Game Of Uno”
Man Dies From Embarrassment After Replying “You Too” To Waiter Whomst Told Him To “Enjoy His Food”
We’ve all experienced the embarrassment resulting from an awkward interaction with a food service worker. However, Jimmy McMicken became fatally embarrassed last week after a big oopsie when he replied with “You Too” to a waiter that kindly told him to “Enjoy His Food”. Continue reading “Man Dies From Embarrassment After Replying “You Too” To Waiter Whomst Told Him To “Enjoy His Food””
You Don’t Really Wash Your Hands – They Wash Each Other While You Stand There Looking At Them Like A Creep
Just think about it: is it possible that our hands have a mind of their own in the act of being washed? And are you just a creepy bystander in the background watching the whole thing happen? Continue reading “You Don’t Really Wash Your Hands – They Wash Each Other While You Stand There Looking At Them Like A Creep”
One Third of the Population Doesn’t Believe in the Sun, Survey Shows
Is that big yellow thing up in the sky just more fake news created by giant media outlets or the government? 33 out of 100 people think yes. Continue reading “One Third of the Population Doesn’t Believe in the Sun, Survey Shows”
Creationist Claims That God Made T-Rex Arms Short So They Couldn’t Masturbate
A creationist by the name of Bobby Johnstone out of Florida claims the only proof we need that God created Earth and all the animals is the fact that T-Rex arms are so short which inhibit the ability to masturbate. Continue reading “Creationist Claims That God Made T-Rex Arms Short So They Couldn’t Masturbate”
Warner Bros Trolled The Entire Internet With Pokémon Detective Pikachu “Full Release” on YouTube
Did you fall for it? Because I definitely did. Continue reading “Warner Bros Trolled The Entire Internet With Pokémon Detective Pikachu “Full Release” on YouTube”
Post Malone Gets Face Tattoo of Post Malone on His Face
The very successful young rapper has finally done what no other rapper has done before and got a tattoo of himself on his already tatted up face. Continue reading “Post Malone Gets Face Tattoo of Post Malone on His Face”
Bugs Flying Around With Wings Are Flying Bugs, Study Shows
A new study out of France has cleared up a mystery that we’ve all thought about at least once or twice in our lives: what do you call a bug with wings? The answer? You guessed it – a flying bug. Continue reading “Bugs Flying Around With Wings Are Flying Bugs, Study Shows”
Whether You Like It Or Not, The New “Sonic The Hedgehog” Trailer Has Arrived
Much to everyone’s confusion and dismay, the trailer for ‘Sonic The Hedgehog’ was released today on YouTube and the general consensus is… “Why?” Continue reading “Whether You Like It Or Not, The New “Sonic The Hedgehog” Trailer Has Arrived”
Ant-Man Recovering From A Severe Case Of Pink-Eye After Failed Attempt To Crawl Up Thanos’ Ass
As we all know by now, Ant-Man didn’t actually crawl up Thanos’ ass and expand in order to kill him in the last installment of Avengers. Or did he? Continue reading “Ant-Man Recovering From A Severe Case Of Pink-Eye After Failed Attempt To Crawl Up Thanos’ Ass”
Andre The Giant Wasn’t Actually That Big, He Was Just Standing Closer To The Cameras
What if everything you knew about one of the greatest professional wrestlers of the 70’s and 80’s was a huge lie? According to a new theory, Andre The Giant was actually very average in height – he just stood really close to the cameras. Continue reading “Andre The Giant Wasn’t Actually That Big, He Was Just Standing Closer To The Cameras”