Looking like garbage increases your chance of seeing people you know at the store by 90%, study shows

Imagine, you’re home and in your pajamas. You just spent the entire day binge watching The Office, like you always do, making zero effort to look like a productive member of society and then needing like just one or two things from the grocery store. Its 6pm and you decide to take a chance and go. Continue reading “Looking like garbage increases your chance of seeing people you know at the store by 90%, study shows”

Elon Musks makes a rap that absolutely slaps about Harambe

Sometimes I think Elon does things like this just to give us meme material. He also understands that the younger generation he appeals to are going to be buying his cars.

Saturday Elon released a track in honor of the late and great Harambe. A staple amongst all of us on Woken.

“RIP Harambe, sipping on some Bombay, we on our way to heaven, Amen, Amen,” Musk appears to rap.

“RIP Harambe/ smoking on some strong hay/ in the gorilla zoo and we thinking about you,” he continues.

What can’t this guy do?!

The song had been viewed over 300,000 times as of Sunday afternoon.

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