How many cans of Twisted Tea does it take to end racism? Just one.

In response to tuesday’s election day results, or lack there of, many leftist extremists flew in from their own cities to help quell the division and hatred in downtown Washington, D.C.

It’s comes as no surprise that Keanu would be testing positive for being just an absolute perfect human being.

As is tradition, France formally announces they are surrendering to the Coronavirus.

Trojan announced last weekend that they have released a line of pre-owned condoms in packs of three to save customers money.

Be expecting a last minute phone call from your local legends at work Monday morning because they plan to go hard af this weekend catching that Chinese Cough.

An elderly woman in Nepals, FL. stopped an attempted robbery when she offered the man her famous Rosemary Lamb Shanks.

Imagine, you’re home and in your pajamas. You just spent the entire day binge watching The Office, like you always do, making zero effort to look like a productive member of society and then needing like just one or two things from the grocery store. Its 6pm and you decide to take a chance and go. Continue reading “Looking like garbage increases your chance of seeing people you know at the store by 90%, study shows” →

Imagine you’re next in line for lunch after having been called gay for wearing your favorite fedora.

The long awaited day that millions of us lied about going to is finally here and it’s only about to get bigger.

As many of us probably expected, Karen has already made her appearance at the heavily guarded Airforce base with a strongly worded complaint over her illegally obtained Alien.

Out of all the possible people going this September, the one thing that seems to be on everyone’s mind is, “what that coochie feel like tho?”

Just ahead of September 20th there appears to be leaked images from Area 51 causing controversy.

Handfuls of toxic instagram thots are trying to get their hands and asses on some of the most radioactive backgrounds on the planet.

For decades we have wrapped our heads in tin foil to protect our small minds from the satellite signals sent to read and control our thoughts. But, according to new information, it could all just be part of a larger plot to make mind control easier.

With climate change causing rapid, irreversible damage to the environment, all living things are now at risk of extinction.

In a shocking new study published in the Journal of Actual Real Science this week, it seems the doorbell industry is facing total collapse at the hands of the worst generation in history.

A testimony from one teen may help behavioral scientists and scholars understand the true power of Marijuana and its ever long list of side effects including liking dudes.

The gossip girls over in the girl’s locker room at a local middle school seem to think the boy’s are hosting fight clubs in their locker room.

Florida has a new sheriff in town and he’s pissed off at his mom. Hide your drywall, hide your Monsters because Kyle is causing property damage all across Florida state.