Handfuls of toxic instagram thots are trying to get their hands and asses on some of the most radioactive backgrounds on the planet.

For decades we have wrapped our heads in tin foil to protect our small minds from the satellite signals sent to read and control our thoughts. But, according to new information, it could all just be part of a larger plot to make mind control easier.

With climate change causing rapid, irreversible damage to the environment, all living things are now at risk of extinction.

In a shocking new study published in the Journal of Actual Real Science this week, it seems the doorbell industry is facing total collapse at the hands of the worst generation in history.

A testimony from one teen may help behavioral scientists and scholars understand the true power of Marijuana and its ever long list of side effects including liking dudes.

The gossip girls over in the girl’s locker room at a local middle school seem to think the boy’s are hosting fight clubs in their locker room.

Florida has a new sheriff in town and he’s pissed off at his mom. Hide your drywall, hide your Monsters because Kyle is causing property damage all across Florida state.

It’s a sad day in animation news today; crowing criticism and online bullying has caused Sonic the Hedgehog to end his life.

A new controversial study sheds light on the show F.R.I.E.N.D.S and how it’s existence served nothing positive for pop culture.

A man was reportedly beaten up for leaking Avengers: Endgame spoilers outside the cinema in Hong Kong.

Well well well, it appears Mr. Disappears ain’t disappearing from this arrest.

For the first time ever on Wednesday we saw a black hole but now we are starting to see some real thottery from 55 million light years away.

The Event Horizon Telescope stuns the world with the recently discovered image of a black hole. A first of kind.

A Florida man is facing some serious legal backlash after singing harassing songs and dancing for patients at a local hospital dressed as an Oompa Loompa.

Sometimes I think Elon does things like this just to give us meme material. He also understands that the younger generation he appeals to are going to be buying his cars.

Saturday Elon released a track in honor of the late and great Harambe. A staple amongst all of us on Woken.

“RIP Harambe, sipping on some Bombay, we on our way to heaven, Amen, Amen,” Musk appears to rap.

“RIP Harambe/ smoking on some strong hay/ in the gorilla zoo and we thinking about you,” he continues.

What can’t this guy do?!

The song had been viewed over 300,000 times as of Sunday afternoon.

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A 14 year old girl was found sobbing beside her bed after she learned that her now ex boyfriend shared a ‘s(he) be(lie)ve(d)’ meme on Facebook Thursday morning.

“12,000 lbs!? How puny. Do you construct children’s toys?”

Virologists at Grand Canyon University have developed a flu vaccine which is being called “Literally putting Christ in your body”.

The internet just continues to deliver more entertainment and chaos at our fingertips.

Everyone treats Anti Vax People like they are bad parents but it is quite the contrary.