While many states issue mandatory lock downs, destroying small businesses by banning all indoor dining and with only a week away from Christmas, Dr. Fauci delivers more bad news stopping Santa from enjoying his favorite Christmas Eve snack.
Dr. Fauci spoke Friday morning during a presser on his expectations for Santa this Christmas demanding he not eat or drink in any houses urging him to take the perishables out to his sleigh to be consumed.
Fauci goes on to explain how children can make Santa’s snack more accessible to be taken to eat on the go:
So, we need to keep the same standard for everyone. Santa is no exception. Use disposable cups and put the cookies in a plastic bag. Let’s be honest, all those elves are definitely working in close proximity, laughing and sharing tools. I find it hard to believe it’s not a cesspool for germs and other bodily fluid. I’m not convinced that Santa couldn’t be comprised. Have you ever heard of an elf showering? Seems sus to me.
Many argue that Fauci’s claims are contradictory to what he said back before Thanksgiving confirming Santa is immune to the covid virus.
Santa is exempt from this because Santa, of all the good qualities, has a lot of good innate immunity. Santa is not going to be spreading any infections to anybody,Fauci told USA Today Nov.22
We’ve reached out to Dr. Fauci but have yet to hear back from him. Woken News will update this article as news breaks.
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