Contrary to popular belief, the covid vaccine will have the new U2 album inserted into your body instead of an all knowing location tracking microchip.
Many are arguing that they would rather have a microchip capable of knowing your mood, eating habits and location as opposed to an invasive U2 album.
In 2014 U2 released their album “Songs of Innocence” and gave a free digital copy to 500 million iTunes customers which quickly sparked outrage from some users calling the move “invasive” and “tone-deaf” since it happened close to the iCloud hack.
Once again it seems as though U2 has woke up and chosen violence to force their music on millions of people across the globe in the form of the covid-19 vaccine which also appears to be mandated to certain professions and age groups.
Ironically, many outdoor concerts, air lines and sporting events are already entertaining the idea of a ‘vaccine passport’ which essentially prohibits you from such events unless you have been vaccinated for the covid virus.
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