Antifa lights up several blocks of small business to send a mostly peaceful message

In response to tuesday’s election day results, or lack there of, many leftist extremists flew in from their own cities to help quell the division and hatred in downtown Washington, D.C.

Reports coming out of Washington, D.C. tell a heartwarming story about American’s coming together, miles away from their own towns equipped with gas masks, molotov cocktails, bulletproof vests & fake PRESS shirts to help spread the word about anti racism and stopping fascism in a mostly peaceful way.

Mostly peaceful bonfire constructed from ‘borrowed’ items from surrounding businesses

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“It has been amazing sending our message to America by getting in these fascist cops faces, threatening their lives, looting and ultimately setting these businesses on fire in the name of Black Lives Matter.”

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The series of mostly peaceful burning to minority owned small business that were caught on fire in the name of justice and reform was strategically done to send a mostly peaceful message to America.

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Our Senior Field Correspondent was hit upside the head with a baseball bat shortly after this interview when he was mistaken for being a fascist even though no one asked him first. Woken News will keep this post up to date as more information becomes available.

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