Built Different: Deer simply refuses to die in wildfire

As the state wildfires rage on this local deer tells Woken News, “I’m just cut from a different cloth.”

Wildfires have been taking a toll on the wild life destroying trillions of acres of forest and vegetation in the area.

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“Yeah, I’m not sure how to explain it any other way other than being built different..”

“Listen, I’ll say this..I am not about to let some burning inferno caused by these Antifa terrorists mf’s kill me. I’m cut from a different cloth and I refuse to die doing deer related activities.”

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