Cracker Barrel considering changing name to “Caucasian Barrel” to be more politically correct

It’s 2020 and being politically correct is more important for businesses than it ever has been. That’s why popular US food chain “Cracker Barrel” is considering changing it’s name to a more appropriate “Caucasian Barrel”. 

“The term ‘cracker’ may be seen as a racial slur among some people, so we figure it’s the least we can do to prevent our customer’s from getting offended. The last thing we want to do is offend white people. After all, they make up 99.999% of our customer base.” -Chief Marketing Director of C****** Barrel

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Cracker Barrel has been in business since 1969 and they are mostly known for their bomb-ass biscuits and pancakes. The biggest challenge with changing your name as a big restaurant chain is that you lose the name recognition. Fortunately for them, I don’t think this will be an issue. “Caucasian Barrel” is truly an unforgettable name.

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