Their two fans are reported, ecstatic.
Sources have confirmed that all surviving Nickelback members, remain unscathed from the Coronavirus; only causality confirmed has been their imprint onto the music industry – sources confirmed.
Since there’s nothing more to report on the subject, Nickelback jokes are provided below to help make for any lost hope.
Nickelback, the negative comparison and victim of many (many) jokes, we selected some of our favorites so look:
Jokes aside, we wish them well and can only admire sticking around for so long despite years of harsh criticisms. Sure, they’re not my personal cup of tea but do you hear some of the stuff playing on Top 40 radio? I’d say they’re far from being the worst either; but the truth remains – as if they gave a fuck:
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