As is tradition, France formally announces they are surrendering to the Coronavirus.
It didn’t take long for France to buckle under the possibility of the Chinese made epidemic after the first confirmed death was reported.
Emmanuel Macron gave a press conference explaining why the decision was finalized so early in the outbreak:
Listen, we hate fighting, okay, and it requires a lot of stress and resources to fight this virus and our country is simply not strong enough to handle the emotional fear of whether or not we become infected. It’s much easier to just let the virus have it’s way with us and be done with it.
Political analysts believe that with the ever growing amount of illegal immigrants flooding into France that this epidemic will quickly overtake major cities and become comparable to the bubonic plague of the 1300s.
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