The Ice Age Baby Needs to be Stopped

A few months ago, Baby Yoda took the meme world by storm. But now, there’s a new baby in town. And everyone hates him. I present: The Ice Age Baby.

The ice age baby started appearing in all your favorite meme formats last week and he quickly drew negative criticism from pretty much everyone:

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Several change.org petitions have been created this weekend to put down the Ice Age baby:

However, Change is the quickly putting these to a stop. If you try to navigate to these petitions, you get served with this page:

The first Ice Age movie came out in 2002. So if you do some simple math, the Ice Age baby would probably be around 18 or 19 years old today.

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I think we can all agree that he would be an e-boy making terrible Tik Toks where he pretends to be the “shy, mysterious” guy from fifth period at your high school. We don’t need any more of that. He needs to be taken out.

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