Local Surfer Expected To Catch That Coronavirus This Weekend

Be expecting a last minute phone call from your local legends at work Monday morning because they plan to go hard af this weekend catching that Chinese Cough.

Earlier last week we learned about the Coronavirus that has left many dead and thousands infected in China, Australia and it’s coming onshore to the United States.

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Local surf legend and bar patron Chaz Greenly says he might be catching that Kung Flu this weekend:

Listen man, I have already had one helluva week and I’m just gonna need serious TLC over some gnarly waves and a few buckets of Corona with the boys so don’t wait up for me hahaa.

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It’s not entirely clear if Chaz has a stable career or not but it’s certainly going to be a sicc weekend


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