A 23-year-old man from California claims he died this weekend after a 36-hour binge session of Disney Channel Original Movies. However, he was given a second chance in the form of the X button on a PS4 controller.
“It was really dark and quiet when I died. It felt like sleeping after smoking a bunch of really good weed. I should also mention I was smoking a bunch of really good weed. Shortly after dying, I saw a light in the distance. As I got closer, I could see it was a PS4 controller. The X button was taunting me with its shiny appearance. I pressed it and immediately came back to life. It was unreal.” – man who claims he came back to life after pressing X
Authorities are currently looking into the man’s claims as they believe he may have just been really stoned and had a crazy dream. But the man swears it wasn’t a dream:
“I know it sounds like a high dream, but I’m telling you – it was different. I was dead. Like, not alive.”
If he’s telling the truth, this may be a serious breakthrough. If all we have to do after dying is press X, we could all have a chance at a new lease on life.
However, this man also called the police last week to report himself for drunk driving, so he may not be very trustworthy.
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