Woman Gives Birth to Twin Tacos

Earlier this year, we wrote about a woman giving birth to a fucking pizza. But a woman in Albuquerque just took it up a notch by giving birth to identical twin tacos. Yes, you read that right – tacos.

A few months before giving birth, expecting mother Gina Gonzalez went in for a regular ultrasound appointment. Little did she know her entire life would change after seeing what was brewing in her uterus – two beautiful crunchy taco supremes right there in plain sight.

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“We’ve never seen anything like it. Fucking tacos… how does that even happen?” – Ultrasound Technician at St. Charles Hospital

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The mother says she plans to raise the tacos as if they were regular human children. She says she’s even considering homeschooling them because she doesn’t want them to get bullied for being different.

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