Baby Yoda is Actually Played by Kevin Hart, per sources

In an unbelievable turn of events, a discovery was made this morning that Baby Yoda is actually played by Kevin Hart – actor, comedian, and son of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.

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Recently, #FakeBabyYodaFacts hit Twitter. We now have reason to believe these fake facts were sent from Kevin Hart’s burner accounts to throw everyone off the trail that he did, in fact, play Baby Yoda in The Mandalorian.

Here are some of his fake facts:

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According to several sources, Baby Yoda stands at 11 inches tall. Kevin Hart is only slightly taller than that, giving us yet another reason to believe he’s a perfect fit for the part.

He also hasn’t said a damn word about The Mandalorian on his Twitter account while it’s all everyone else wants to talk about. Instead, he just keeps promoting the new Jumanji movie. Seems like a classic deflection tactic to me.

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At some point, he’ll have to come clean about his secret role. It’s just a matter of time. Until then, good luck with Jumanji, Kevin. I’m sure it’ll be nothing short of amazing…

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