As if The Rock hasn’t already given us enough with his on-screen performances in movies like Baywatch, The Tooth Fairy, and The Game Plan. Now he’s given us all an early Christmas present: a happy and healthy Baby Yoda!
On December 2nd at 2 PM, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson gave birth to 7 pound 6 ounce Baby Yoda. The happy father and son are pictured below:
The Rock’s Director of Public Relations released the following statement on the matter:
“Mr. The Rock was complaining about stomach pains yesterday morning and drove himself to the hospital. He said he thought it was just really bad gas pains from the 20,000-calorie cheat meal he had the day before. Little did he know, he had a baby (Yoda) in there. He says he has no idea how this could have happened, but he will raise the little guy as his own. He’s especially happy for Kevin Hart, who now has a little brother to play with.”
I think we can all agree that another Baby Yoda entering this world is a blessing for all of us and there’s no need to ask any questions as to how a man gave birth, nevertheless to an unknown species. We should all just be grateful. Thanks, Mr. The Rock. Thank you very much.
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