As if 40 pizzas in 30 days wasn’t incredible enough. The Papa himself has vowed to try and beat his Guinness World Record (probably) of 40 pizzas in 30 days by eating 41 pizzas next month. Wow!
In an interview this week, a very sweaty and ill-looking Papa John Schnatter had some harsh words about the newly appointed CEO of Papa Johns.
“He has no pizza experience. He has never been in the pizza category. He doesn’t really know quality. Probably most important, he doesn’t have a passion for people.” – Papa John, ate 40 pizzas in 30 days
He then claimed that he has eaten 40 pizzas in the last 30 days, a feat we don’t think has ever been done before. But the Papa didn’t stop there. Apparently, he thinks he can do better.
“40 pizzas was a lot. But I’ve given my life to the art of pizza and I think I can take down 41 pizzas in December. This is my Christmas gift to everyone out there. Papa Bless.” – Papa John, used the n-word on a company phone conference and lost his job at his own company
Based on this picture from the Tuesday interview, it appears The Papa may be transitioning into an actual pizza right before our eyes:
The 41st pizza may very well complete the transition. This might be the last we see of the Papa we all know and love.
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