“What do you mean by my ‘fedora isn’t considered a trait’?” – Local Hipster, 21
Hold onto your vape pens hipsters – because you’re not going to like what you’re about to read next..
Confirmed sources have declared that you are in fact, unironically — a trend.
That’s right. You’re the very thing you once rejected, the Jekyll to your own Hyde – a trend outside of trends.
Was it the glasses? Was it the fedora? Was it The Arctic Monkey’s becoming mainstream? Yes, yes & perhaps yes?
Now millions of hipsters all across the globe are now left with one crippling dilemma:
“What do you mean by my ‘fedora isn’t considered a trait’?” – Local Hipster, 21No, no it isn’t.
Best of luck to you all.
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