Hipsters Forced To Find A Personality After Being Declared A Trend.

“What do you mean by my ‘fedora isn’t considered a trait’?” – Local Hipster, 21

Uh oh.

Hold onto your vape pens hipsters – because you’re not going to like what you’re about to read next..

Confirmed sources have declared that you are in fact, unironically — a trend.

That’s right. You’re the very thing you once rejected, the Jekyll to your own Hyde – a trend outside of trends.

Was it the glasses? Was it the fedora? Was it The Arctic Monkey’s becoming mainstream? Yes, yes & perhaps yes?

“We hate trends.” – Group of very different and unique individuals

Now millions of hipsters all across the globe are now left with one crippling dilemma:

“What do you mean by my ‘fedora isn’t considered a trait’?” – Local Hipster, 21

No, no it isn’t.

Best of luck to you all.

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