Next epic romantic saga in “White People Almost Kissing In The Rain”.
Take notes, Nicholas Sparks because your romance mediocrity is about to be outmatched!
Yes, the rumors are true that have been virally sweeping the web by storm – The Facebook‘s happening! Woken News Network has got your first look at it.
Stills that we’ve obtained suggest that this crapterpiece of a movie will pay hommage to other cinematic snores including (& woefully unnecessary):
’50 Shades Of Gray’
Set to be released in late 2020, we had the privilege to see a screen test – with the honor of being the first media site to give their input on ‘The Facebook‘:
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Images/Meme Edits by article author Danny Micheal Vaillancourt (Memer: @soullesschickensoup).