Engineers Have Finally Developed A Dildo Big Enough To Satisfy Your Mom.

They’ve finally done it!

Say Hello to the Cockmaster 4000 – the next big leap for man.. many, many of them at that:

We’ve reached peak engineering.

After a series of groundbreaking laser measuring techniques, science finally managed to map the gigantic cave of your mothers vaginal walls. 3D print has played a large role in it and we are to believe it’ll be enough to satisfy her promiscuity.

– Miķaël Zolfan (Head *wink wink* Engineer)

It was a ballsy project and took some of the leading experts on board (your mom) to achieve what has been done.

Structure has been erected standing at over 12 feet and 4 inches – they are proud to bring you the world’s largest dildo – the Cockmaster 4000.

Absolute finest in German engineering.

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