It’s truly a remarkable feat that many doctors and scientists are calling a miracle. Elderly people with Alzheimer’s are becoming super-humans right before our very eyes.
Last week, Shady Acres Assisted Living Facility reported that several patients started floating in the air. “It’s almost as if they forgot that gravity existed, allowing them to experience anti-gravity-like conditions. I’ve never seen anything like it!” exclaimed one of the nurses.
This recent phenomenon begs the question “is gravity even real?” Or is it just something we make up to live normal, grounded lives? If you just simply forget about gravity, it may very well just cease to exist.
The problem with this thinking is that if it is true, we can just forget anything and everything and it will no longer exist. For example, if you forget about your job, it will go away and you won’t be able to make any money. But on the other hand, if you forget about money, it too will go away and you just solved all your problems.
Moral of the story: gravity isn’t real.
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