BangBros Submits $10 Million Bid to Change Name of Miami Heat’s Arena

Finally, a sports story that has nothing to do with Lebron James or Tom Brady! Last week, “Bang Bros” (the popular Adult Entertainment company that we all know and love) submitted a $10 million bid for the naming rights of Miami Heat’s arena.

I know what you’re thinking. “This is Woken News. They write satirical articles.” But I can confirm that this story is 100% real.

Betting websites have even allowed people to place bets on whether or not the name change will happen. They have currently placed the odds at 10/1 (+1000) that the Bang Bros name change will take place. Sounds like a pretty easy way to turn $10 into $100 if you ask me.

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The arena was originally named “American Airline Arena” which I think we can all agree does not roll off the tongue as well as BBC, which is what Bang Bros has proposed.

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Miami, the porn capital of the world (probably), is the perfect city for this partnership. And it’s not like Bang Bros came through with a low-ball offer whatsoever. Their offer of $10 million dollars is on-par with what American Airlines paid for roughly 5 years of naming rights.

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If the Miami Heat organization doesn’t see this as a great business opportunity, it will a serious mistake on their part. We all want to see BBCs in the BBC. Make it happen, Miami.

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