I laughed the first 400 fuckin’ times too!
You could see the enthusiam in both her eyes that she was about to make the joke of the century.
Event happened at a local Shopper’s Drug Mart in Toronto, Canada when her item was unable to make a scan. She sought the opportunity to make the joke, and that she did.
“If the item doesn’t scan, it must be free.” replied Karen, which soon followed with a roar of laughter among all of those present to witness it.
“We thought we heard it all.. and we did – this one specifically – at least 400 times working the cash register but this takes the cake. Karen has made the joke hilarious.” – replied Kenny, Shopper’s Drug Mart cash manager.
Karen has since been contacted by the National Comedy Award committee as she has been scheduled for a televised interview before she will be accepting her “Comedienne Of The Year” award.
We are truly flabbergasted to be even reporting on such a comedic genius – with flare for originality. We give our thanks to the hilarious, Mrs. Karen H.
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