Out of all the possible people going this September, the one thing that seems to be on everyone’s mind is, “what that coochie feel like tho?”
Storming one of, if not THE, most heavily guarded military bases in the world may sound like a death sentence but when it’s in the name of love, its kind of romantic.
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We all know these earth thots ain’t hittin’ the same.
As a species, evolution and primitive desires are tearing at our burners telling us we need to procreate so what better being than a super evolved extraterrestrial with longevity and presumably zero genetic deficiencies.
The Naruto running mf’s are gonna be the ones getting in there first and you know those anime nerds ain’t trying to smash no thicc alien ass. They are only trying to reverse engineer some space craft shit.
No matter your reason for raiding the base just be safe out there on September 20th.
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