“Flat earther scientist” finds a way to solve global warming by flipping over the earth to the cool side

The biggest problems of the world include scarcity of water, global warming, deforestation, pollution etc. They require all of the present generation to unite and use the resources judiciously. But of course it is not really possible to do it. But a scientist may have just found a way to solve global warming.

If all of us can not come together and stop screwing up the environment then we must do what Dick McBiggins, a renowned flat earther scientist, says.

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Dick McBiggins found a way to solve global warming in the most accidental way possible.

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It was a hot summer night, he was trying to sleep, so he flipped his pillow when it struck him. He quickly went to his lab and solved the problem.

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Just like our pillow we could just flip the earth over to the other side and we’d be having a cool paradise.

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Problems like climate change and global warming wont bother us for a while until we screw up again, and then we can flip the earth over again to the cool side.

Doing this every time will totally solve the problem.

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