Handfuls of toxic instagram thots are trying to get their hands and asses on some of the most radioactive backgrounds on the planet.
Since the new Chernobyl series has been release there has been many tourists and Instagram ‘influencers’ racing to get pictures taken there.
“I had to go the moment I saw the show.” Said Jess-Ka, and Instagram ‘model’. “Literally had no clue this place was even a thing until I heard it just blew up like 2 weeks ago or something. I got a few pics before the radioactive air could effect me. My skin feels like its glowing now.”
The Chernobyl reactor’s core exploded over 30 years ago leaving a devastating impact on the environment spreading across 1000 sq miles.
Hospitals have been reporting many of these tourists are reporting skin problems, coughing up blood and specifically Ass Cancer for many of the Instagram influencers.
Officials are encouraging people to stop going to the site and hiking in the surrounding woods to get a close up sight of the area just for social media.
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