Scientists conducted a thorough research in May and made a great discovery.
They found that commenting “wow cool post, thanks for sharing” is linked to shrinking your penis. You might think that this is a stupid thing for scientists to research but it is a little more complicated than that.
Scientists had nothing to do with it in the beginning, they did not even know about social media. It came to their attention through a doctor.
Two month ago an aggrieved woman had come to the doctor complaining about her boyfriend’s small penis and a lot of women came forth to many doctors across the world regarding the same. The doctors were unable to pinpoint the problem; they went to the scientists for help.
The scientists gathered the boyfriends and husbands of the unhappy women and noticed a common thing that linked them, which was commenting “wow cool thanks for sharing” on every facebook post in order to become a ‘Top Fan’ or ‘Top Contributor’.
After measuring their pps they made a huge discovery. They found out that whenever someone commented “wow cool thanks for sharing” it shrunk their phallus by 0.01 mm.
In conclusion, commenting those particular words will harm your sex life. So be careful if you do not want the mark on your ruler to recede instead of increase.
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