In a shocking new study published in the Journal of Actual Real Science this week, it seems the doorbell industry is facing total collapse at the hands of the worst generation in history.
Woken Contributor: Maddy D.
“We have seen a 600% decrease in doorbell sales over the last 5 years.” says spokesman for Doorbells International. “According to our findings, we can see that 99.8% of millennials would prefer to send a text message from the sidewalk saying ‘I’m here’ than approach the door and ring the doorbell.”
With the lack of support from selfish young people causing such a tragic fall in sales, the industry expects to be completely obsolete within the next 2-3 years.
Over the past decade, we have seen these determined youngsters topple industries from paper napkins, to home owners associations, to even hooters. It begs the question: is ANYTHING safe from these millennials’ quest of total societal destruction?
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