We’ve all experienced the embarrassment resulting from an awkward interaction with a food service worker. However, Jimmy McMicken became fatally embarrassed last week after a big oopsie when he replied with “You Too” to a waiter that kindly told him to “Enjoy His Food”.
People close to Jimmy claim he had no existing health issues that could have contributed to his early demise. A local nurse claimed that “death by embarrassment” is actually quite common.
“It’s definitely not the first time we’ve seen someone die of embarrassment and it won’t be the last. Just last week, a young man sharded while shopping at Target. He died soon after while running to the bathroom to clean himself up.” – Local Emergency Room Nurse
We need to make people aware of the dangers of embarrassment. It truly is the new “silent killer”. Step aside high blood pressure – you’ve been replaced.
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