What if everything you knew about one of the greatest professional wrestlers of the 70’s and 80’s was a huge lie? According to a new theory, Andre The Giant was actually very average in height – he just stood really close to the cameras.People are always talking about just how big Andre The Giant was. His recorded height was 7 feet 4 inches. Here’s a picture of what appears to be Andre holding a 12 ounce beer can:
The can doesn’t actually show the ounces. What if this is actually just a really small can to make his hand look giant?
Here’s another picture of the late wrestler where he appears to be much larger than the man sitting next to him:
However, you can easily see that he is much closer to the camera than the man sitting next to him. There are many examples of this:
With all of this photographic evidence, it’s clear that Andre The Giant was probably a very average 5 feet 10 inches tall instead of his recorded height of 7 feet 4 inches. He was just really good at standing close to cameras. I’m sorry I had to break this to you. I wish it wasn’t true.
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