Black hole uses snap chat filter for the first time

For the first time ever on Wednesday we saw a black hole but now we are starting to see some real thottery from 55 million light years away.

This week: First ever Black Hole image has been released

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The Event Horizon Telescope sent another picture back that was kept from the public because the chick who discovered the Black hole didn’t want to look bad in comparison because she’s a total nerd.

Girls can be petty. Elon Musk claims he’s already been all up in black hole’s dm’s.

Black hole is a total thot

– Elon Musk

Black hole is expected to start up an Instagram. We will keep you updated.

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