Millions of fleshlights will beach themselves each year because of ocean pollution, study suggests.

Something smells fishy.. it’s pollution.

Did You Know..

  1. ..if pollution levels sustain at our current rate, by 2050 our oceans will have more plastic than fish.

  2. ..according to the data compiled by National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, approximately 1.4 billion lbs of trash is dumped in the oceans every year.

  3. ..more than 50% of sea turtles have consumed plastic.

  4. ..more than 50% of whales are found at my exes family reunion.

..and according to new environmental research, “..millions of fleshlights will beach themselves each year because of ocean pollution.” – Harvard Study.

Think of all the fleshlights.. fucking recycle and do your part already. ♻️

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