Florida man dressed as an Oompa Loompa is under arrest for harassing terminally ill patients with songs

A Florida man is facing some serious legal backlash after singing harassing songs and dancing for patients at a local hospital dressed as an Oompa Loompa.

The 39 year old man was heard singing whimsical songs about the current conditions of the patients and dancing in their room.

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“He just came into my room, flipped through my medical chart and then began an improvised Oompa Loompa style song highlighting my current state of health. Not bad.” Said one of the patients.

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Others, including the staff, were not so touched by the singer.

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“The song was so cringe. And he was absolutely terrifying to watch. It felt like I was in a trance almost like sleep paralysis only I had been wide awake and moving just before he waltzed in the room.” Said another patient on a different floor.

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Staff quickly called the police and had the man escorted off the property and into a cop cruiser.

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“He didn’t even try to look like an actual Oompa Loompa and thats the worst part, to be honest”, said one of the officers, “he looks like a Pug dog with faded green fur that someone tried to die themselves. Idk.”

We will stay updated as this story continues to unfold.

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