Most of us know that The Malaysia Airlines Passenger Jet, MH370, disappeared in 2014 under unknown and mysterious circumstances. But were the circumstances really mysterious?
The last thing recorded in the plane’s black box was an owl “hooting”. It was none other than Duo, the Duolingo owl who is so hell bent on having people learn their lessons that he resorts to kidnapping families and murdering people.
The passengers of the flight and the Crew members had missed their Duolingo Lessons. Duo, enraged at this, disguised himself as a crew member and boarded the Jet. He poisoned the pilot and took control of the Jet, changed its course and crashed it into the ocean.
People try to cover it up, but this is what actually happened. Duo is dangerous that’s why you should remember not to miss your French or Spanish Lessons or he might show up at your house.
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