Anti-Vaxxers Are Good Parents Since They Send Their Kids To Heaven.

Everyone treats anti-vaxxers like they are bad parents but it is quite the contrary.

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All they want is for their kids is to have a better afterlife. As you know, growing up everyone commits sins in their lives, and no matter how much people repent – it is impossible to absolve them of those sins.

Unvaccinated kids on the other hand don’t live long enough. They pass away, though not as peacefully and with excruciating pain.. cause suffering from all the diseases which could have been easily prevented before they can commit a wrong and go to heaven.

A fellow anti-vaxxer parent Karen, told us:

“What’s the point of living a happy life if in the afterlife we would be subjected to fiery depths of hell? ”

She started to cry minutes later when her deceased child was mentioned.

“They are tears of joy since my kid is up there with God.” She said when we tried to console her.

Anti-vaxx parents, just like every other parent want the best for their kids. Sure, not vaccinating your child might not have them live long enough but it does reserve them a seat in heaven due to your gross negligence.

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