STUDY: New Approach For Spreading Gospel Working

Total Numbers Of Fucks: Nun

Decline of Christianity.

While once considered as widespread phomemena in the developed world – now seeing a new uprising of it’s own.

While the Christian faith still remains the dominant religion in the Western world, it still had the Catholic Church concerned. Looking for an innovative way to share the undying message of Christian love.

Until now.

Repent sinners! Meet the missionaries who are doing the preaching now.

ā—¸Statistics provided by The Vatican, March 2019 (based on rural capita, weekly results)

How will this all unfold in the future?

How many sinners will be converted?

How many fucks does your God have? “Absolutely nun left for you heathens.” – Sister Mary

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