Harvard Study : Tits Are Superior To Ass

Thank you Harvard, very cool!

It’s a debate as old as time.

It’s divided every hetereosexual male for centuries, the continuous arguement of homosexual women and the anatomical disagreement from experts worldwide.

Thanks to the science department at Harvard University and team of experts, we finally have the answer:

‘A Harvard University Case Study’

Funded by the U.S. Government.

TITS or ASS: A Sociological And Scientific Superiority Research.

Thanks to our Woken News Facebook page, a poll we created helped play a crucial role in the Harvard study.

It might’ve been a relatively small poll in comparison to the research and it’s multi-million dollar budget coincided with Harvard’s.

The people have spoken, the research has been done and the greatest debate of mankind has finally got an answer:

Tits, it is.

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